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# Call Me Fugly
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/call_me_fugly082410-08-2010/
- Published: 2010-08-24T13:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-24T10:26:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

This reminds me of a scene from a movie.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/08/93091_letterman_celebs_07_wenn2970823.jpg "letterman celebs 240810")

Specifically, the scene -- you know the one -- where the heroine shows up in a nice dress, and her archrival is determined not to let her win the day, so said rival deliberately rips and ruins the outfit, but AHA, our heroine is secretly a genius and she uses a nearby table linen to preserve her modesty and everyone at the party buzzes about her avant garde fashion sense. Except in this case, the nice dress is actually a bronze bridesmaid confection that's been worn on a deserted island for two weeks, and the table linen is actually from the stockroom of Ralph's Rodeo Barn and Wedding Hall. Not *nearly* as satisfying a movie unless it's on Lifetime, [and it stars Jennifer Love Hewitt, and there is Kind Bronco-Bucking](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2010/08/fug%5Fthe%5Ffromage%5Fthe%5Fclient%5Flist%5F080310.html).