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# CALM DOWN, Nicole Scherzinger
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/calm-down-nicole-scherzinger-12-2016/
- Published: 2016-12-06T17:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2016-12-06T04:56:04.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

This is....*extraordinary.* You know that, somewhere, J Lo is looking at this and just LAUGHING AND LAUGHING (presumably in a bathtub filled with champagne, while she reads GFY by looking through a lorgnette and some beefy himbo paints her toenails). Just that sad little belt *alone* is hilarious. The whole thing is a masterwork of elegance and subtlety:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/FFN_FlyUK_BritishFashionAwds_120516_52248960-1480997575.jpg "Celebrities On A Night Out At The Chiltern Firehouse")

She looks like an ineffectual super-villain after being *deeply* humiliated by Catwoman in a brief and unfair claw-on-claw showdown.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]