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Laura Dern

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Neil Rasmus/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376115w) Laura Dern Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

Oh, and aside from the popcorn: The outfits were terrible. What atrocity has been committed to Laura Dern here?!? Her sweater looks like she put her arms into it and then forgot to follow with her neck through the neckhole.

Nicole Kidman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Billy Farrell/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376146ao) Nicole Kidman Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

I would like all of this better if it were not a RELENTLESS parade of sheen.

with Sebastian Stan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Samantha Nandez/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376092v) Nicole Kidman, Sebastian Stan in the front row Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

The Winter Soldier is looking foxy, though.

Michael B. Jordan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Neil Rasmus/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376115af) Michael B. Jordan Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

"How many microwaves did this take? All I had to do was put on this cool circus tent of a sweater, while a bunch of interns bought all the Orville Redenbacher their credit cards could take. This gives me feelings. So many feelings."

Letitia Wright and Lupita Nyong'o

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Samantha Nandez/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376092s) Letitia Wright, Lupita Nyong'o in the front row Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

None of this really works on Lupita, but Letitia Wright is TOTALLY pulling off that cropped jacket.

Margot Robbie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Billy Farrell/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376146ab) Margot Robbie Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

I mean... are we not tailoring stuff at ALL anymore? Or is she wearing an inflatable life preserver underneath this?

Chadwick Boseman and Millie Bobby Brown

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Neil Rasmus/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376115g) Chadwick Boseman, Millie Bobby Brown Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

He looks cool; she looks like a cheerleader taking a photo with Teacher of the Year at the bake sale.

Rachel Brosnahan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9374919y) Rachel Brosnahan in the front row Calvin Klein show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

"How am I? Well, I'm wearing a raincoat as a shirt and standing in a field of movie snacks. How are you?"

Carolyn Murphy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Samantha Nandez/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376092j) Caroline Murphy in the front row Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

Of all the drawstring outfits, this is the best one? That's not saying much.

Anya Taylor-Joy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Billy Farrell/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376146e) Anya Taylor-Joy Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

Sure, okay. That actually might be one of the better ensembles.

Rowan Blanchard and Amandla Stenberg

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Neil Rasmus/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376115at) Rowan Blanchard, Amandla Stenberg Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

Amandla seems to be quietly thankful that she wore closed-toe shoes; Rowan may be wondering if she can pick the crushed corn out from her toes.

Constance Jablonski

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9374919al) Constance Jablonski in the front row Calvin Klein show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

Got milk?

Paris Jackson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Billy Farrell/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376146as) Paris Jackson Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

This feels very Young Brooke Shields.

Helena Christensen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9374919r) Helena Christensen in the front row Calvin Klein show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

Great purse. 

Karlie Kloss

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Neil Rasmus/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376115u) Karlie Kloss Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

She and Helena are like, "We got off light. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY."

Winnie Harlow

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Samantha Nandez/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376092ac) Winnie Harlow in the front row Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

She looks pretty great also, actually.

Isabelle Huppert and A$AP Rocky

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9374919ah) Isabelle Huppert and ASAP Rocky in the front row Calvin Klein show, Front Row, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

Fashion Week yields so many potential reality shows, and this is one of them.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Samantha Nandez/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9376092a) Asap Rocky in the front row Calvin Klein show, Fall Winter 2018, New York Fashion Week, USA - 13 Feb 2018

At least he seemed to enjoy himself.

Calvin Klein Made His Celeb Guests Wade Through Popcorn...?!?
That's... a choice.

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