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"Musica" Miami Premiere

MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA - MARCH 27: Camila Mendes is seen at the "Musica" Miami premiere at Regal South Beach on March 27, 2024 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Alexander Tamargo/Getty Images)

ALL the way normal until the very tip of her toes -- which are encased in a plastic prison. At least it's her toes and not the rest of her!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 03: Camila Mendes visits the SiriusXM Studios on April 03, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

This is very good! Streamlined, easy, chic! Cozy, even!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 02: Camila Mendes attends the Música: screening and Rudy Mancuso and Camila Mendes in conversation with Josh Horowitz at 92NY on April 02, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

Here, she has absolutely time-traveled from the depths of history -- AKA 2007. You've missed some very insane things happening, so you might want to take off the uncomfortable (but cute) pointy shoes before we catch you up.

Camila Mendes Is Making the Rounds
She's promoting her new Amazon Prime movie Música -- where she met her current boyfriend, her co-star and director -- and the vibe for the press tour, so far, appears to be "very very normal." Photo: Alexander Tamargo/Getty Images, Cindy Ord/Getty Images

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