
That's an aggressive pattern, but Moira Rose is no wallflower, so. All I can hear in my head is, "If you like aggressive patterns as much as I do....." (Treat yourself to the whole commercial.)

Annie Murphy plays her daughter Alexis, and since we're on the subject, she does a parody of the Moira ad that's pretty damn good (it's here, along with one done by... Kyle MacLachlan, because why not). And, to get back to the MAIN topic at hand: I want to keep the skirt, cut off the bodice, and start fresh.

Here's the gang: Eugene Levy, Karen Robinson (Ronnie Lee), Jennifer Robertson (Jocelyn), Catherine and Annie, Noah Reid (Patrick), Daniel Levy, and Emily Hampshire (Stevie). Emily's dress looks very heavy and not all that fun.

This photo was dated the same day, but had the word "Gala" in it, so I guess... there was more than one party, and some of them went to both? These are totally jammies but strangely I prefer it to the hip tablecloth.

Chantel was in Wynonna Earp and is in Frankie Drake Mysteries, which I gather must be popular because that name kept coming up. I love her gown, with one big exception: Whatever extra bits they used to decorate the bodice just look like she's bleeding on it. That pattern didn't need anything more than itself.

I didn't have a full-length shot of this. I assume it's floor length, and that the bottom is made entirely of kitchen knives.

Eh. I like the fringe; I'm way less enthused about the lace.

She's the new Anne Shirley, in a series I have not watched because nobody can replace Megan Follows in my heart. It's not Amybeth's fault. I just can't take that journey with her, but she looks lovely.

How many people do you think came up to her, all, "OMG HOLY CATS THAT SEX CULT SHIT IS CRAAAAZY HOW DID YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT." (Kristin was on Smallville with Allison Mack, and I think for a hot second was into that organization, but then extricated herself or something. Thank God.) I wish she had gotten away from this dress, because it's banal and so darty.

Karine (you might remember her from Pan Am -- aka the show that launched Margot Robbie over here -- and Revenge) was another one who appeared to attend two different events on the same night. She must have done it with some SUPERB eye makeup remover, because here she's blasted herself in the face with a cannon full of pink...

... and then at this, where she won something, she's all icy blue. Maybe our photo service... got the dates mucked up?

Scrolldown. It's so good until the ankles. Pants should not look like you shrank something that was Dry Clean Only.

Surely ONE of them was mentally crushing someone's head.
