> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Cannes 2004 Bits and Bobs - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-2004-bits-and-bobs/ - Published: 2020-05-19T14:45:44.000Z - Updated: 2020-05-20T05:53:56.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ## Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452573g-1589847007.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Camilla Morandi/Shutterstock (452573g) Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 'TROY' FILM PREMIERE, FRANCE - 13 MAY 2004 Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous. Brad Pitt is gorgeous. This is the most physically compelling love triangle ever. Every option is good. These two did a great job smiling and hand-holding for the cameras but -- at least in our array of photos -- did not make much meaningful eye contact. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452573l-1589847017.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Camilla Morandi/Shutterstock (452573l) Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 'TROY' FILM PREMIERE, FRANCE - 13 MAY 2004 "Well, at least I had him for Peak Brad." ## Angie ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/GettyImages-50841275-1589865775.jpg) CANNES, France: US actress Angelina Jolie arrives 15 May 2004, for the official projection of "Shrek 2" at the Cannes Film Festival in the French Riviera town. The film, staring a giant green ogre, is in competition for the festival's top prize, the Palme d'Or. AFP PHOTO PASCAL GUYOT (Photo credit should read PASCAL GUYOT/AFP via Getty Images) This, to me, is how I picture Angelina Jolie. Not her as she is currently, when I think her DNA has actually morphed into 23 percent Maleficent. Back in these days, Angelina had crazy amounts of magnetism and charisma, and could hold your gaze and the screen so adeptly. This suit doesn't even look quite right -- the blouse under it looks a tiny bit messy, or too-big maybe? -- but she still just looks so... GOOD. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452727v-1589847045.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Camilla Morandi/Shutterstock (452727v) Angelina Jolie 57TH INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL,CANNES, 15 MAY 2004 The blouse being unbuttoned just-so is insouciant. ## FR: 57th Cannes International Film Festival: "Shrek 2" - Premiere ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/GettyImages-50841576-1589865784.jpg) CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Actress Angelina Jolie attends the Premiere of movie "Shrek 2" at Le Palais de Festival on May 15, 2004 in Cannes, France.(Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images) Yes, I downloaded a lot of pictures of Angelina. *Mr. and Mrs. Smith* is a movie I deeply enjoy, because they are SO HOT together. I watch it and I'm like, "I mean, YEAH, of COURSE these two people had an affair. LOOK AT THEM. They are LEAKING SEX FUMES." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/GettyImages-77928826-1589865792.jpg) Angelina Jolie (Photo by Tony Barson/WireImage) Yeah. Angelina had It. ## with Will Smith ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452660d-1589847036.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Camilla Morandi/Shutterstock (452660d) Will Smith and Angelina Jolie 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 14 MAY 2004 She also did this insane promotional thing on the water with Will Smith and laughed the entire time, either because she was covering the fact that it was killing her inside, or because she genuinely enjoyed it. I don't feel like we see a lot of Happy Angelina these days. Maybe we need to get her and Will Smith out on anther floatie. ## Diane Kruger ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452573v-1589847027.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Camilla Morandi/Shutterstock (452573v) Orlando Bloom and Diane Kruger 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 'TROY' FILM PREMIERE, FRANCE - 13 MAY 2004 Diane's predilection for a statement dress was strong even in the early days. But the messy side pony is fighting it. ## Daryl Hannah, Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_443419a-1589846995.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (443419a) Daryl Hannah, Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman 'KILL BILL VOLUME 2' FILM PHOTOCALL, 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 16 MAY 2004 "Uma. UMA. Uma, your underpants. You need to buy lower ones." ## Daryl Hannah ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452729a-1589847053.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Mccauley/Shutterstock (452729a) Daryl Hannah SCREENING OF 'KILL BILL VOLUME 2' AT THE 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 16 MAY 2004 That is a lot of pleating. It looks like a marble course. ## Uma ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452767f-1589847061.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Camilla Morandi/Shutterstock (452767f) Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 15 MAY 2004 I assume Uma had just fluffed her skirt in this photo? She looks slick. ## Eva Herzigova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452825a-1589847070.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Mccauley/Shutterstock (452825a) Eva Herzigova 'MODIGLIANI' FILM SCREENING, 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 16 MAY 2004 There is always one. Or, more like 15\. But in this case, I kept it to one. ## Natalia Vodianova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_453269f-1589847115.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (453269f) Natalia Vodianova at the 'Shrek 2' premiere - 15 May 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - MAY 2004 Okay, two. I kept it to two. ## Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452834d-1589847079.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by P Lapoirie/Shutterstock (452834d) Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 16 MAY 2004 This is a couple I ALWAYS forget about. Padma had not started *Top Chef* at this point. They were just two crazy kids in love, one of whom was about to slice through her satin dress. ## Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452929a-1589847089.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by S Haouzi/Shutterstock (452929a) Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 17 MAY 2004 Ah, the thong dresses. This neckline always ends up looking like a chokehold, and the dresses always sit lower than they ought to when they have to be shoved down by a neckpiece. ## Cameron Diaz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_453007ae-1589847097.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (453007ae) Cameron Diaz 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - MAY 2004 Cameron Diaz, at this point, was already CAMERON DIAZ. This should not have happened. This feels like mall shopping gone wrong. ## Julie Andrews ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_453007r-1589847107.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (453007r) Julie Andrews and Mike Myers 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - MAY 2004 Whereas this is everything gone RIGHT. ## Charlize ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_453594af-1589847173.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Mccauley/Shutterstock (453594af) Charlize Theron 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 22 MAY 2004 This ALSO should not have happened. It doesn't look appealingly slouchy; it looks like half her dress is melting. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_560926a-1589847218.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (560926a) Charlize Theron 'THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PETER SELLERS' PHOTOCALL 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM, FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 21 MAY 2004 Charlize was also wise to grow in her brows later. So many of us were right there with you, Charlize. Also, GREAT shoes. ## Charlize ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_560622c-1589847210.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (560622c) Charlize Theron 'THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PETER SELLERS' FILM PREMIERE, 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 21 MAY 2004 I just feel like... when it's cut THAT high, it shares DNA with a bathing suit. ## Zhang Ziyi, Tony Leung, Gong Li, Takuya Kimura and Carina Lau ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_453534e-1589847136.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Serge Haouzi/Shutterstock (453534e) Zhang Ziyi, Tony Cheung, Gong Li, Takuya Kimura and Maggie Cheung '2046' FILM SCREENING AT THE 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 20 MAY 2004 Gong Li and Carina Lau look AMAZING. ## Alicia Keys ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_453561al-1589847162.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (453561al) ALICIA KEYS 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - MAY 2004 "Yes, of course I threw on the blazer because I don't like the dress. Why ELSE would it be here?" ## Ashley Judd ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_453594t-1589847182.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Mccauley/Shutterstock (453594t) Ashley Judd 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 22 MAY 2004 Very glam. ## Penelope Cruz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_453669d-1589847192.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Pietro Coccia/Shutterstock (453669d) PENELOPE CRUZ 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - MAY 2004 "OUI OUI MADAM." ## Tilda Swinton and QT ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_560535y-1589847200.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (560535y) Tilda Swinton and Quentin Tarantino 'DE LOVELY' PREMIERE AT THE 57TH INTERNATIONAL CANNES FILM FESTIVAL, FRANCE - 22 MAY 2004 SWINTON looks like she got cold and borrowed a jacket from a photographer. ## Natalie Imbruglia ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7527087ac-1589847244.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527087ac) 2004 Cannes Film Festival - Photocall and Screening For 'Shrek 2' Natalie Imbruglia 2004 Cannes Film Festival - Photocall and Screening For 'Shrek 2' - 15 May 2004 Sure! Unlike her hit song, I am not torn. ## Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7527087bk-1589847253.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527087bk) 2004 Cannes Film Festival - Photocall and Screening For 'Shrek 2' Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas 2004 Cannes Film Festival - Photocall and Screening For 'Shrek 2' - 15 May 2004 I'm sort of sad these two didn't make it. Is that strange? ## Brian Cox and Nicole Ansari-Cox ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7527093bv-1589847262.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527093bv) 2004 Cannes Film Festival - Photocall and Screening For 'Troy' Brian Cox with His Wife Nicole Ansari-cox 2004 Cannes Film Festival - Photocall and Screening For 'Troy' - 13 May 2004 I did NOT know Brian liked to roll up to festivals in his kilt. Also, how was he not in a Harry Potter movie? I guess Brendan Gleeson beat him to Mad-Eye Moody. ## Natalie Cole, Alanis, Sheryl Crow ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7527084ba-1589847227.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527084ba) 2004 Cannes Film Festival Closing Night & Prize Winners 2004 Cannes Film Festival Natalie's earrings are full-on light fixtures in their own right. Sheryl looks like she's growing a middle boob. And Alanis has finished her gown with a fishing net. ## Gerard Butler ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7527084bd-1589847236.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527084bd) 2004 Cannes Film Festival Closing Night & Prize Winners 2004 Cannes Film Festival "Hello, ladies. Anyone need a saucy footman?" [Brad, Jen, and Angelina All Ended Up at Cannes In The Midst Of The FirestormThis was 2004.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_452573g-1589847007.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/brad-jen-and-angelina-all-ended-up-at-cannes-in-the-midst-of-the-firestorm-05-2020/)