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in Michael Cinco

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9669064bq) Aishwarya Rai 'Girls of the Sun' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018

This might the most beautiful, intricate dress I have ever seen in my entire life. The best part about Cannes is that something could come along next week and totally upend that statement, but... it'll be hard. Wow.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/REX/Shutterstock (9669065fc) Aishwarya Rai 'Girls of the Sun' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018

Michael Cinco also made the stunning stained-glass train Jennifer Lopez sported on The Tonight Show while singing with Lin-Manuel Miranda (after the Pulse nightclub shooting). I hope people are hurling money at him hand over fist.

in Rami Kadi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9670285e) Actress Aishwarya Rai poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film 'Sink or Swim' at the 71st international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2018 Sink or Swim Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 13 May 2018

This seems so banal by comparison, doen't it? Still pretty, but how can you ever top being a resplendent purple butterfly?

Fan Bingbing in Alexis Mabille

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - 'Ash Is Purest White' - Premiere Featuring: Fan BingbingFan Bingbing Where: Cannes, France When: 11 May 2018 Credit: WENN.com

Beautiful.

Helen Mirren in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9669063cq) Helen Mirren 'Girls of the Sun' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018

Queen Helen also came to play, and I love her for it.

Jane Fonda

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9669637i) Actress Jane Fonda poses for portrait photographs to promote the film 'Five Acts', screening in the Cannes Classics section at the 71st international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2018 Jane Fonda Portraits, Cannes, France - 12 May 2018

That is just stunning. The color, the design, the intricacy... all of it.

Golshifteh Farahani in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by IAN LANGSDON/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9669513ef) Actress Golshifteh Farahani leaves the screening of 'Girls of the Sun (Les Filles du Soleil) ' during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 12 May 2018. The movie is presented in the Official Competition of the festival which runs from 08 to 19 May. Girls of the Sun Premiere - 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018

I am not familiar with her, but I thought her Chanel gown was well worth a look. Perilous to the cleavage, but I think it's more beautiful than most of the Chanels I've seen lately.

Deepika Padukone in Ashi Studio

Mandatory Credit: Photo by SimoneComi/IPA/REX/Shutterstock (9668971m) Deepika Padukone 'Ash Is Purest White' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 11 May 2018

Gotta give credit to her for ALSO pulling out all the stops -- or at least most of them.

Aja Naomi King in Pamella Roland

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9667958dv) Aja Naomi King 'Ash Is Purest White' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 11 May 2018

She looks gorgeous in that color, although I'm not sure the cut of the gown is super flattering to her.

Jasmine Tookes

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9669063ei) Jasmine Tookes 'Girls of the Sun' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018

Some of the models this year leaned into fuller, more glamorous ballgowns, as opposed to the standard naked dresses. I love and embrace it.

Sofia Boutella in Vera Wang

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JN Davidson/SHM/REX/Shutterstock (9669809l) Sofia Boutella 'Fahrenheit 451' Red Carpet during the 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018

I like the light lavender glow on this in some lights, but I'm never a big fan of boning. Wait, that came out wrong. I'm never a big fan of seeing boning. WAIT, that also came out wrong.

Araya Hargate in Ashi Studio

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (9667960ae) Araya Hargate 'Ash Is Purest White' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 11 May 2018

This is not a GOWN, per se, but it IS big. And INSANE. She looks like a Muppet woman.

in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CLEMENS BILAN/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9670259j) Araya Hargate arrives for the screening of 'Sink Or Swim (Le Grand Bain)' during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 13 May 2018. The movie is presented out of competition at the festival which runs from 08 to 19 May. Sink Or Swim Premiere - 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 May 2018

I wish I had a better sense of who Araya Hargate IS, because she always brings the thunder to Cannes.

in Gaultier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/REX/Shutterstock (9669065ef) Araya Hargate 'Girls of the Sun' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 May 2018

I am not as fond of this thunder, but I deeply appreciate her for it. 

Sorry, Cate, But I Think Aishwarya Rai Just Won Cannes
And other big gowns on the Cannes red carpet this weekend, including Dame Helen.

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