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Carey Mulligan in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9666713i) Carey Mulligan 2018 Wildlife Portraits, Cannes, France - 09 May 2018

I like this on her. I would like it MORE without the pants flare, because I think at that length it looks awkward, but... I also haven't come around to belled pants, so that's not surprising. Mostly, I'm pleased she's in something lively, AND something that isn't Dior.

in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by SYSPEO/SIPA/REX/Shutterstock (9667117e) Actress Carey Mulligan 'Wildlife' photocall, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 09 May 2018

The runway version of this shows clearly that those aren't just pleats; they're strips of fabric folds. I can't tell lif Carey went with the bare version, or if she had them join the loops with more fabric so that she wouldn't be flashing leg every time she so much as twitched.

Li Yuchun in Gaultier

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - Yomeddine - Premiere Featuring: Li Yuchun Where: Cannes, France When: 09 May 2018 Credit: WENN.com **No Italy**

This is SUPER trippy, and the shoes look actually literally trippy -- as in, I would trip in them and fall and break my nose -- and the proportions are crazy and I can see the crotch of her tights. And yet I also think she looks fantastic in it. Life is confusing.

Zoe Kazan in Schiaparelli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by SYSPEO/SIPA/REX/Shutterstock (9667117l) Writer executive producer Zoe Kazan 'Wildlife' photocall, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 09 May 2018

Her makeup is expertly done to make sure she doesn't get washed out, but I really wish this were not a buffet of beige.

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

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I wish she'd kept the skirt and worn it with a black blazer. I DEFINITELY wish she had walked around back, dug a hole in the ground, put the shoes in it, buried them, and never returned.

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In case you're wondering how they work.

Cate Blanchett in Chanel

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Cate appears to be in her very favorite Chanel jammies. The jacket is cool on her, though.

Khadja Nin

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Bedeviled by flashbulbs. It happens.

Julianne Moore in Saint Laurent

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - Yomeddine - Premiere Featuring: Julianne Moore Where: Cannes, France When: 09 May 2018 Credit: Euan Cherry/WENN

Yesterday's Valentino was cooler, but this is still pretty sleek and fantastic on her. She's 2 for 2.

Irina Shayk

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - Yomeddine - Premiere Featuring: Irina Shayk Where: Cannes, France When: 09 May 2018 Credit: WENN.com **No Italy**

It's Cannes, and yet Irina is wearing a full dress. She NEVER does that in Cannes. And she looks so much nicer. IS THE TIDE TURNING?

Talila Storm

Mandatory Credit: Photo by James Gourley/REX/Shutterstock (9666690ah) Tallia Storm 'Yomeddine' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 09 May 2018

Sigh. Apparently not.  

Shy'm

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CLEMENS BILAN/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock (9666917bf) Shy'm arrives for the screening of 'Leto' during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 09 May 2018. The movie is presented in the Official Competition of the festival which runs from 08 to 19 May. Leto Premiere - 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 09 May 2018

She is a French singer, and the outfit appears to be a shirt, shorts, and a sarong. It's almost like she walked into an atelier and they said, "Choose your own adventure."

Benicio Del Toro

71st annual Cannes Film Festival - Un Certain Regard - Jury Photocall Featuring: Benicio Del Toro Where: Cannes, France When: 09 May 2018 Credit: IPA/WENN.com **Only available for publication in UK, USA, Germany, Austria, Switzerland**

He seems chipper. And a bit cleaner.

Fan Bingbing

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Simone Comi/IPA/REX/Shutterstock (9666787c) Fan Bing Bing Fan Bing Bing out and about, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 09 May 2018

We almost never get shots of her ambling around town. Naturally she looks more polished doing that than I do on my best day.

Day Two at Cannes: Still Shortish on Star Wattage, But Improving?
Carey Mulligan's arrival helps.

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