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Elle Fanning in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10236788br) Elle Fanning 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

Cannes is 1000% percent the place you wear your glamorous, shiny, billowing, glorious cape-dress.

Elle Fanning in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10236786di) Elle Fanning 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

This is fabulously dramatic on her and perfect for the Cannes opening ceremony. (She is on the jury this year, which is quite exciting for someone so young.)

Elle Fanning in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10236787ez) Elle Fanning and Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

This color is so delicate and pretty on her; the red lip, too, is perfect.

Elle Fanning in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10236786at) Elle Fanning 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

Someone put Elle Fanning in a period piece where she gets to look coldly at her enemies across a drawing room already!

Julianne Moore in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10236788cb) Julianne Moore 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

This is VERY elegant and good on her; obviously, that color is always fantastic on a redhead.

Adam Driver, Selena Gomez and Chloe Sevigny

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10236786bz) Adam Driver, Selena Gomez and Chloe Sevigny 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

Here's the Weird Boob Detailing portion of the Cannes Opening Ceremony, I guess?

Selena Gomez in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10236788dd) Selena Gomez 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

Sigh. She's so pretty, and this is seriously a 1950s bra and a skirt made from the lining of the inside of a hard-cover Samsonite makeup case. Louis Vuitton, what are you doing? (That necklace is MAJOR though, and, damn! Good for Selena Gomez for landing a gig in a movie with Driver, Sevigny, and Tilda Swinton --among others -- that is OPENING Cannes.)

Adam Driver and Chloe Sevigny

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10236788dm) Adam Driver and Chloe Sevigny 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

Weirdly, the part I most dislike about this is that I think the scarf and the gloves are ONE PIECE and that just seems real restricting.

Hofit Golan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10236787bn) Hofit Golan 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

It's not Cannes if Hofit Golan isn't there in a gown so big you need a mini-van taxi to transport you in it.

Eva Longoria in Alberta Ferretti

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10236787au) Eva Longoria 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

This doesn't seem very Alberta Ferretti -- it is custom -- but she looks good in it.

Natalia Janoszek

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10236787b) Natalia Janoszek 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

Sure! This is pretty! (She's...a model? Who knows. Pretty people come to Cannes in giant gowns without having any REAL reason to.

Izabel Goulart in Etro

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10236787cr) Izabel Goulart 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

This is pleasantly slinky and we need to know more about those earrings.

Araya A. Hargate in Ralph & Russo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (10236787z) Araya A. Hargate 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

PRETTY.

Alessandra Ambrosio in Ralph & Russo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10237004x) Alessandra Ambrosio poses for photographers upon arrival at the opening ceremony and the premiere of the film 'The Dead Don't Die' at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2019 The Dead Don't Die Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 14 May 2019

This seems about right. (One of my favorite things about Cannes is the backdrop of very formal, shouting photographers.)

Virginie Ledoyen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10236788dp) Virginie Ledoyen 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

This -- and this is a compliment -- would make a glorious backsplash.

Gong Li

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10236788ar) Gong Li 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

This is so delicate; she might have needed a little more makeup?

Charlotte Gainsbourg

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10236788bf) Charlotte Gainsbourg 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

I wish this were a little bit longer.

Romee Strijd in Etro

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10236788cl) Romee Strijd 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

It's not Cannes if someone isn't wearing something that's basically a lace tablecloth.

Tilda Swinton in Haider Ackerman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10236788dj) Tilda Swinton 'The Dead Don't Die' premiere and opening ceremony, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 May 2019

BIG FINISH.

Cannes 2019 Kicks Off With GOWNS
THANK GOD.

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