Noomi Rapace in custom Moschino

This is a stellar finish for her. It's glamorous, high soap opera, in all the right ways -- as is her posing.

Closing Ceremony - 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 28 May 2022

Mandatory Credit: Photo by CLEMENS BILAN/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (12961798at) Jury Member Noomi Rapace attends the Closing Awards Ceremony of the 75th annual Cannes Film Festival, in Cannes, France, 28 May 2022. The festival ran from 17 to 28 May. Closing Ceremony - 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 28 May 2022

Rebecca Hall

I think this might be Chanel again? It's... you know. Something to wear. She has a lovely swanlike neck and I think she can carry a bit more drama in that region, so this almost feels skimpy.

Deepika Padukone in custom Abu Jani Sandeep Khosla

Deepika really delivered here -- it's exquisite on her.

Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger (in custom Ami Paris dress,)

Welcome back, Diane. She is just very good at this. The accessories here add so much interesting without ever being distracting.

And the back gave us a proper stair moment.

Andie MacDowell

Well. SHE had a ball. Her dress is such a super color, but all those boob darts... did it need that? Imagine it with beading up there instead.

She also had some fun with glue. I CANNOT imagine that being anything but massively annoying?

Gemma Chan in custom Louis Vuitton

This makes up for how underwhelming her other LVs were. Well, sort of. There were two of them and this is only one, but it's healing a LOT of the wounds.

Maria Borges in Ashi

This is rather fab.

Aja Naomi King in Armani

Her dress is fine, but she's another L'Oreal ambassador, and I don't think she got the most skilled makeup artist for this.

Camille Razat

I am not sure her head-styling is doing her a lot of favors either, but in her case, it's the hair.

Closing Ceremony, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 28 May 2022

However, this photos is amazing. Did she trip and catch herself? Attempt tree pose on the red carpet?

She seems like a hoot.

Kat Graham

Reader, I giggled. This looks like someone else's dress blew onto her and then grabbed on for dear life to avoid being carried to Spain on the wind.

It sort of helps when she works it?

But this might honestly be someone's science fair project. "Look, mom, I made the cosmos!"

Isabelle Fuhrman

I mostly like this, but find myself wishing the bodice was made of the fabric of whatever dress is behind her here.

Marimouna Doucoure

There had to be one final sheer!

Alison Hammond

Yes to ALL of this.

Song Kang-Ho, Lee Jieun and Lee Joo-young

Kang-ho won Best Actor for Broker, and the ladies are two of his co-stars. I love Joo-young's dress, but Jieun's cuffs feel a little Lestat for me.

Isabeli Fontana in Philosophy

When the bird attacked, she simply muttered an incantation, and boom, an accessory was born.

Javier Bardem

"Just popped by for a drink!"

Bye, Cannes! Thanks for the memories.

And With That, Cannes Is In The Can

I shall miss you, giant skirts.