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# Cannes amfAR Fugs and Fabs: Black & White & Sparkly
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-amfar-fugs-and-fabs-black-white-sparkly/
- Published: 2015-05-22T19:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:32:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

## Sienna Miller in Ralph Lauren

![sienna miller cannes amfar](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/05/sienna-miller-amfar-cannes-gettyimages-474252290.jpg)

This fit is as poor as Lupita's red cape-dress was immaculate. Crazy to think they were tailored by the same company. That bodice is catastrophically awful on her. It cries out for a necklace to help, and got no aid; worse, the purse is out in left field staring at the fans instead of watching the at-bat, and her hair didn't even get done. That lipstick is stuck trying to carry this all on its own.

## Melissa George in Schiaparelli

![melissa george schiaparelli](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/melissa-george-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474247348.jpg)

I don't hate this as much as I did a minute ago, before I wrote about Sienna's bodice. Her lipstick and earrings ARE doing enough to make this effective, I think, even though the dress itself will always be too tulle-heavy to really captivate me. I never think it is as ethereal and regal as designers want it to look.

## Charli XCX

![chali XCX amfar cannes](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/charli-xcx-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474248344.jpg)

No, but seriously, did she hit her head on the toilet seat and then wake up with three new stylists' phone numbers?

## Izabel Goulart

![izabel goulart cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-474253620.jpg)

I like the dress, but that NECKLACE. That necklace is everything.

## Zoe Kravitz in Vionnet

![zoe kravitz cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/zoe-kravitz-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474257992.jpg)

Effortless. In the sense that she may have put forth zero effort.

## Mary J. Blige in Versace

![mary j blige cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/mary-j-blige-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474258024.jpg)

Oh, Mary J. You've got the bracelet. You've got the glitter. Bring your head to the party, please.

## Gigi Hadid in Tom Ford

![gigi hadid cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/gigi-hadid-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474240866.jpg)

I bet Julianne Moore said no to this one, and so it went down the line. SO MUCH BREAST.

## Chanel Iman

![chanel iman cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/chanel-iman-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474247280.jpg)

That's glamorous -- much nicer than I would have thought with so much brown tutu at the bottom.

## Liu Wen

![liu wen cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/liu-wen-amfar-cannes-474260974.jpg)

Does her gown say "BOOM" on it, right above a picture of a pepperoni pizza? Or am I hallucinating? Is she mic-dropping with emojis?

## Joan Smalls in Givenchy

![joan smalls cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/joan-smalls-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474252352.jpg)

This is Givenchy. Droopy, dreary, forgettable Givenchy.

## Lily Donaldson in Saint Laurent

![lily donaldson cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/lily-donaldson-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474246650.jpg)

When [Dakota Johnson wore the white version](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/unconvincingly-played-dakota-johnson-in-saint-laurent-02-2015/), I wrote that there is more glamour in my sock drawer. That was due in large part to poor fit and even worse styling; Lily at least has the last part on classy lock, but I still think the width of that vee neckline is too expansive to be anything but obvious.

## Sara Sampaio in Alexandre Vaulthier

![sara sampaio cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/sara-sampaio-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474247568.jpg)

Whereas she manages to make this look elegantly sexy.

## Isabella Rossellini

![isabella rossellini cannes amfar](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/isabella-rossellini-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474257152.jpg)

Isabella is all, "I don't have time for your pizza and crackers and snack cheeses. Choir robes will do JUST FINE."

## Eva Herzigova in Dior

![eva herzigova](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/eva-herzigova-amfar-cannes-GettyImages-474261406.jpg)

Eva used to be one of the perennial nakeds at Cannes, and now she's in a sequined turtleneck dress. See? PEOPLE CAN CHANGE.

[Cannes amfAR Fugs and Fabs: Black & White & SparklyUsually this event is really star-studded, but this year it felt more... star-garnished. It's lots of people whose names and faces we know 'round these parts, but true megastar A-listers are fewer and further between. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/05/sienna-miller-amfar-cannes-gettyimages-474252290.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-amfar-fugs-and-fabs-black-white-sparkly-05-2015/)