Diane Kruger in Chanel

Little Miss Muffett

Sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider

Who sat down beside her

And she was all, "Hell, brother, you are on fleek with that black color scheme and all the fuzz and shit -- mama knows what she's wearing to the club TONIGHT."

Note: Only in a farcical context will I ever attempt "on fleek" because HOW RIDICULOUS does that sound coming from me? So much.

Diane Kruger

But seriously. Diane was correct; this is not my favorite, although I am thrilled for her that she is comfortable in it regardless (and indeed, that's how everyone should be). But, I hate that twee H on her chest. WHY is Karl taking my initial in vain?

Diane Kruger in Jason Wu

I do kind of like this, though, except for how pinch it is on the left side up there. She really NABs, though. I'm going to start making placards we can hold up.

Diane Kruger in Anthony Vaccarello

I assume that's not sheer, given her stated aversion. It's actually all of: weird, cool, part-vest, and gymnastics-inspired.

Cannes amfAR WTF: Diane Kruger

I am not sure there is a wand big enough for her to summon the Diane Kruger Magic here. BUT, on her Instagram, Diane wrote that she knew it wouldn't be that popular but that she just really digs feathers... before announcing that she is super sick of sheer skirts. WELCOME TO THE PIZZA DISCUSSION, DIANE. [Photos: Getty]