CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Lily Gladstone attends the Variety Welcome to Cannes Party at Lucia Beach on May 16, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Variety via Getty Images)
This is neat. She wasn't at the Furiosa premiere, and I didn't realize how much I'd hoped to see her at ALL of these events until right then, when she wasn't there and I let out a forlorn sigh.
Naomi Campbell in D&G
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Naomi Campbell poses next to the BMW XM Mystique Allure during the reveal event for the BMW XM inspired by Naomi Campbell at the House Of BMW on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for BMW)
It's... fine? It's a belt rack.
Lea Seydoux in Louis Vuitton
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Léa Seydoux attends "Le Deuxieme Act" (The Second Act) press conference ahead of the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)
I cannot get behind her pantaloons. Mais non. This shit is why Zendaya ran for the hills (I assume).
Vicky Krieps in Bottega Veneta
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Jury member Vicky Krieps attends a photocall for the "Un Certain Regard" jury at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)
I accidentally didn't pick the best angle on this dress. It's definitely INTERESTING and in a better photo it even looks good on her. But I still can't help feeling like it's waging a land war against itself. And the blocky white shoes are killing me.
Maimouna Doucoure
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Jury member, Maimouna Doucoure attends a photocall for the "Un Certain Regard" jury at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)
THIS seems perfect for a Cannes photocall. It's jaunty, it's airy, it's a bright color, she's got great sunnies.
Emmanuelle Béart
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: President of the Jury Caméra D'or Emmanuelle Béart attends a photocall for the "Camera D'Or" jury at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)
This looks like she ended up with someone else's suitcase at baggage claim and is making do.
Baloji in Vuitton
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: President of the Jury Caméra D'or Baloji attends a photocall for the "Camera D'Or" jury at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)
He and the prior three ladies are on various other Cannes juries, and I think Louis Vuitton's menswear division is a brand highlight right now.
Elin Hall in Chanel
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Elín Hall attends the "Ljosbrot" (When The Lights Breaks) photocall at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)
For a hot second, I thought this was all pictures of Chanel PRODUCTS, like she is a walking Macy's cosmetics counter, and was horrified. It DOES depict a lot of tickets stamped with the Chanel name or logo, which is not ideal either. But it's... better? It reminds me of that year Stella McCartney put out a print that was of Polaroids. That was better.
Julia de Cadenet and Felicity the dog
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Julia de Cadenet (M) and Felicity the dog attend the "Pigen Med Nalen" (The Girl With The Needle) Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
I assume Felicity was well fed and cuddled once inside the event, and not required to watch anything loud. I ALSO hope she was allowed to take off her Beauty and the Beast dress, as much as I admire her moxie for attempting it. I'm sure Belle was glad to get that thing off, too.
Omar Sy
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Omar Sy is seen at Le Majestic Hotel during the 77th Cannes Film Festival on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/GC Images)
He is SO handsome, even when he's swimming in fabric,
Vic Carmen Sonne
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Vic Carmen Sonne attends the "Pigen Med Nalen" (The Girl With The Needle) Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Kristy Sparow/Getty Images)
Her necklace is the star. Let's focus on that.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Vic Carmen Sonne attends the "Pigen Med Nalen" (The Girl With The Needle) Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
Although the dress is BEGGING us to look somewhere else.
Guan Xiaotong
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Guan Xiaotong attends the "Pigen Med Nalen" (The Girl With The Needle) Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
This reminds me of Michelle Williams's terrible Met Gala dress. It's teeny tiny in front, ridiculously so, and then a big ol' cape is somehow supposed to make it all work out.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: A guest attends the "Bird" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
I don't have a credit on this, but I love the hues! Anya Taylor-Joy, please imagine what could be!
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Guest attends the "Bird" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)
There is some STUNNING workmanship here.
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: A guest attends the "Bird" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
This kinda feels like if ABS by Allen Schwartz did a Met Gala line for high school Proms.
