Fan Bingbing in Miss Sohee

This is the same designer who did Halle Bailey's outfit the other day, with a similar headpiece. Halle's headpiece was much more successful on her, but I actually like this gown better, even though it's basically a silver bra with a cape. I would NOT be opposed to looking like this on a yacht in the South of France.

Rossy De Palma

But actually, THIS is REALLY how I probably want to look on a yacht.

Naomi Campbell in Tamara Ralph

I feel like... the hairstyle isn't glamorous enough for this gown?

Freida Pinto in Jenny Packham

Gorgeous. And, nice to see Jenny Packham being worn.

Katie Holmes

It's boring, but not in an awful way?

Storm Reid

And this is lovely and delightful.

Simona Tabasco in Dior

I think the bodice here is letting down the skirt? But it's not terrible, and just... what a ride it must be for her, the way her profile has risen after The White Lotus. It happened FAST.

Karlie Kloss in Dior

She looks comfy and radiant.

Katie Holmes

Sure, okay! She, as a celebrity, is pretty beige, so this works. And it's polished.

Katie Holmes

This feels like the Sloppy Yacht Attire version of the previous outfit.

Laura Harrier

I think even France Casual (or just Cannes Casual) is fancier than I can pull off.

Elle Fanning

That seems lovely for a walk in the coastal France sunshine.

Elle Fanning

It is ALSO refreshing to see someone shlepping around in ACTUAL erranding clothes.

Mads Mikkelsen and Hanne Jacobsen

As I was saying!

Cindy Bruna

Those heels seem like the cobbles would SNAP them in a second.

Simona Tabasco

This is sort of halfway in between Cindy and Elle's versions of casual.

Adele Exarchopoulos

Her expressions in photos are often very, "I just put on what they tell me to, do not even ask me to explain."

Jessica Wang

Sideshow Bob will be very flattered.

Pom Klementieff

That dress is so fun, and then they slathered her face in all that coordinating eye shadow, and it's made it all feel heavy.

Arnold

He looks like somebody told him HE was Indiana Jones, and then made a wax figure of it.

Brandi Cyrus

Not sure why Miley's older sis is there, but she looks really pretty.

Abigail Cowen

This is lovely but maybe didn't NEEEEED the Versace branding stamped all over the inside?

Juliette Armanet

Is tie-dye roaring back?!? My 9-year old self, who ran the tie-dye booth for my class at our May Fair because it's the only artistic thing I can even remotely accomplish, would be DELIGHTED.

Fan Bingbing Leads Your Cannes Leftovers From The First Three Days

Leftovers are delicious, by the way, so it's not an insult.