Sharon Stone

She looks excellent. That's TWICE today on this website. Truly a blessed timeline (just this specific micro Sharon Stone related timeline).

Colman Domingo in Valentino

That jacket is dynamite. Gentle, beautiful dynamite.

This snake ear jewelry is, admittedly, freaking me the fuck out.

Salma Hayek

Maybe they should just make the next Met Gala theme "Bjork's Swan Dress: Your Version."

Julianne Moore

That gigantic feathered suitcase she's clutching is really the highlight here, which is not a compliment particularly.

Daisy Edgar-Jones

Did it need the bra? It looks like it's a training situation.

Isabelle Huppert in Balenciaga

Immaculate. This woman will RUIN YOU and you won't even be able to hate her for it.

Rami Malek

Why did I even download this? It's fine, we're all sleeping through it, possibly him included.

Carla Bruni in Saint Laurent

Oh, to be chic and French.

Charlotte Le Bon

We just saw this on Grace Gummer. Charlotte has it sitting a LOT lower. It still looks weirdly sloppy.

Halsey

There's a version of Little Women in which this right here is Beth. I don't really want to SEE that version, because it's going to be pretentious millennial nonsense. Beth gets measles and is all, "I can't DIE, what about MY MUSIC," and then she becomes a social media star and Jo directs a documentary about her death and then the movie gets buried at Paramount because RFK thinks it's vaxx propaganda.

Julianne Moore

She is wearing slippers. You CANNOT convince me those aren't slippers.

Isabelle Huppert

Isabelle can't even LOOK.

Riley Keough in Conner Ives

It's bunchy, but that color is stunning on her and it's SO MUCH better than her last two Chanels.

Olga Kurylenko

This is sprightly! She's two for two this week.

Cara Delevingne

Just because you HAVE a neck doesn't mean it's necktie time.

Dua Lipa

That skirt is funky. In a great way.

Dua Lipa in 2009 Gaultier

This is basically four pieces connected by tiny hooks, and I think the middle piece could've just been connected by NORMAL means.

Dua Lipa in Ferragamo

Clearly her outfit was a learning tool for a child figuring out how to handle shoelaces.

Bella Hadid

Like the pants, loathe the shirt, find the combo of her tan and hair color to be so bland on her.

Heidi Klum

Unusual color choice for her. I like it! But she isn't varying her head-styling enough.

Heidi in Sophie Couture

Case in point.

Case in point, part II.

Natasha Lyonne

Somehow her aviator lenses are the same shape as her boobs? This is not a judgment; I just can't NOT see that. Because I can't NOT see her boobs in GENERAL, by her own design. A truly awful shirt thingy.

Halsey

And then Halsey comes in with those truly GREAT shoes, and an outfit that looks like she's at an F-list Moulin Rouge knockoff? For shame!!!

This Cannes Post Ends Terribly, Just So You Know

It's a public service headline.