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Chloe Sevigny in Miu Miu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10241928r) Chloe Sevigny Chopard Trophee dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2019

This is a sassy little dress, but is it fighting with Chloe's JEWELS?

Elle Fanning in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Vianney Le Caer/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10241953q) Elle Fanning poses for photographers upon arrival at the Chopard Trophee event at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2019 Chopard Trophee, Cannes, France - 20 May 2019

I also think this dress is surprisingly great on her -- it's hard not to look washed out in that color if you're as pale as she is -- but it ALSO might be distracting from all her rubies?

Dakota Fanning in Rodarte

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10241928av) Dakota Fanning Chopard Trophee dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2019

Ladies, perhaps you should have all just dressed like the inside of a velvet jewelry case

Lea Seydoux in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10241928bv) Lea Seydoux Chopard Trophee dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2019

EXACTLY.  (Though I would have given her a necklace.) (But this dress is great.)

Florence Pugh

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10241928aa) Florence Pugh Chopard Trophee dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2019

This does also seem to wonder if it needs a necklace? The whole thing feels a bit...unfinished? Or do we think that's the fault of her styling?

Marion Cotillard

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10241928cy) Marion Cotillard Chopard Trophee dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2019

This is soothingly chic; between her lipstick and THOSE EARRINGS, her head looks so easily perfect.

Zhang Ziyi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10241928co) Zhang Ziyi Chopard Trophee dinner, 72nd Cannes Film Festival, France - 20 May 2019

This needs a tiny hoik, but it's basically stunning and THAT RING.

Natalia Vodianova in Versace

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Vianney Le Caer/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10241953t) Natalia Vodianova poses for photographers upon arrival at the Chopard Trophee event at the 72nd international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2019 Chopard Trophee, Cannes, France - 20 May 2019

She was married to the son of some Viscount for years -- technically, though they've been separated since 2011, they appear to still BE married? -- and has been seeing one of the LVMH heirs since 2011, and is a millionaire in her own right. Natalia knows how to wear some jewels! (But I need the Tatler article on why she and the almost Viscount are still married, please.)

Chopard Threw a Party at Cannes
Get ready for some GOOD earrings.

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