Cannes Closing Ceremony

Brie Larson in Chanel

Mandatory Credit: Photo by SYSPEO/SIPA/Shutterstock (13936716n) Brie Larson, Closing Ceremony, during the 76th International Cannes Film Festival, at Palais des Festivals, Cannes, France, May 27, 2023. Winners photocall, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

This is pretty, and seems SO much more her style than some of the other stuff -- simple cut, slightly beachy, but with a twinkle.

with Julia Ducournau

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Boyer David/ABACA/Shutterstock (13936625ed) Julia Ducournau and Brie Larson attending the "Elemental" screening and closing ceremony red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 27, 2023 in Cannes, France. Cannes Closing Ceremony DB, France - 27 May 2023

I also, as ever, think Brie's neutral makeup is superb. (Julia's dress was pretty boring so I didn't buy a photo of it. Sorry, Julia.)

Fan Bingbing in Georges Hobeika

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13935556gn) Fan Bingbing 'Elemental' premiere and closing ceremony, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

HELLO. This is not boring. She has looked fabulous the entire time, I think? I'm trying to remember if there was a single dud.

Eva Longoria in Tony Ward

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13936709c) Eva Longoria 'Elemental' premiere and closing ceremony, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

FOXY. Big dress for a big closing carpet.

Thuso Mbedu in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13935556hu) Thuso Mbedu 'Elemental' premiere and closing ceremony, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

Gorgeous.

Stacy Martin in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13935555am) Stacy Martin 'Elemental' premiere and closing ceremony, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

Every time I saw this dress, I thought she was holding a massive tote bag. If we just took that off, it'd be stunning. Why is there always a big dumb THING on Vuittons that we don't need?!?

Ikram Abdi in Nina Ricci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13936709g) Ikram Abdi 'Elemental' premiere and closing ceremony, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

This, however, is everything. She is the referree at the local circus's interdepartmental flag football game, and she is KILLING IT.

Geri Halliwell Horner

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13935555j) Geri Horner Horner 'Elemental' premiere and closing ceremony, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

Geri is in Gran Turismo, apparently? It's based on the video game, loosely. Or, not loosely. I don't actually know. I DO know that this is understated and lovely and feels miles apart from her Spice Girls persona, in a way that's obviously intentional and has been for years, but would be especially handy now that she's doing movies.

Jane Fonda

I mean, is it the dreamiest thing she's ever worn? No, and maybe not even the chicest. But it's Jane.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

I like his cheery pointing more than his beige.

Ann-Sophie Thieme

THANK YOU, Ann-Sophie. There ought to be a quota of floofy skirts at every Cannes premiere.

Daniella and Quentin Tarantino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Simone Comi/ipa-agency.net/Shutterstock (13936710af) Daniella Tarantino, Quentin Tarantino 'Elemental' premiere and closing ceremony, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

"And Quentin was there" is really all I can muster here.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Simone Comi/ipa-agency.net/Shutterstock (13936710g) Guest 'Elemental' premiere and closing ceremony, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 27 May 2023

This absolutely looks like she's shooting fabric out of her vagina, and I bet that was a selling point.

Adele Exarchopoulos

Wondering if Adele is agreeing with me here.

Orlando Bloom

He is ALSO in Gran Turismo, and has opted to keep it simple on this night.

Isabeli Fontana

She's like the character in a sci-fi movie who you realize halfway through has been keeping her evil, toxic pet slug on her shoulder this whole time.

Eva Longoria

Don't worry, she didn't bring two outfits to one premiere. This is from earlier in the weekend. It's quite beautiful. The sheers work for it and for her, as opposed to against them.

Andie MacDowell

Her makeup is much softer here than last we saw her, and it's nice.

Isabella Rossellini

She is very very consistent.

Hofit Golan

As is she! I still don't ENTIRELY know who she is, other than Hofit From Cannes, but she is reliable for a giant gown. This one looks like someone made themselves a bonkers snow cone.