'Everything Went Fine' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 07 Jul 2021

This is giving me serious Cher's Headshot From Fug Madness vibes. She is the Plaited High Priestess of Hair Hilarity. (If anyone speaks Russian, Elena did a video while this was being finished and I have no idea if she's explaining the inspiration for it or what.) Cassie Scerbo from Sharknado/Make It Or Break it should star as Elena in a movie of... all of this.

I assume you want to see how it complements the outfit. Her older sister Ursula the Sea Witch right now is rolling her eyes, all, "Ugh, WHY does the baby of the family always have to want so much ATTENTION."

Diane Kruger

This is very lovely. Her head is giving me Grace Kelly a little bit here.

Eva Herzigova

I like her tux pants. That shirt is honestly like... I feel like it's missing its swan head, perhaps because we've had a weird influx of swan content lately. (One. We've had one swan. But any non-zero amount of swan content is still a weird influx.)

Candice Swanepoel in Etro

This is fine, and without a whole lot of personality.

Isabelle Huppert in Balenciaga

Whereas this is also fine, yet somehow manages to have a lot of personality, I think because Isabelle Huppert has an aura about her that makes you want to study at her school of Revenge Witchcraft.

Leonie Hanne

I can't decide if that's pretty or just too much, and I think the answer might be: both.

Frederique Bel

I don't know why she wants to work the limp skirt when she has elbow bags on.

Andie MacDowell

I love that she emerged from lockdown a silver fox -- the steely hair REALLY suits her. I do not love that his gown looks like she was limply TP'd.

But she's still going for it.

Cannes Noted Kook Elena Lenina Is BACK

Ebuilliently, along with some other familiar faces.