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Gemma Chan in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13916591eo) Gemma Chan 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

I'm not totally sure about the boob situation here, and it MIGHT be gapping a little on one side? The skirt is pretty, though. Plain, but pretty. Maybe she gave them a strict NONE OF YOUR USUAL NONSENSE edict.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13916591dh) Gemma Chan 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

Okay, you can see the material much better in this shot, and it's quite neat.

Adele Exarchopoulos in custom Fendi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13916591fy) Adele Exarchopoulos 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

This is custom Fendi. I can't get over how plain and dull it is. You could buy this at any discount bridal shop.

Simona Tabasco

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13916591ff) Simona Tobasco 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

I love when you can see the debris from other people's gowns on the carpet. This seems like... too much makeup, too many... tiny palm trees? Fireworks? Whatever they are, they're not especially PRETTY; they're just PRESENT.

Coco Jones in Naeem Khan 2014

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13916588dh) Coco Jones 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

That is stunning and looks IMPOSSIBLE to move in?

Araya Hargate

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JEAN MARC HAEDRICH/SIPA/Shutterstock (13917833bl) Araya Hargate during the "Monster" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2023 in Cannes, France. 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

She's not ON cloud nine. She's IN cloud nine.

Kitty Zhang Yuqi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ipa-agency ne/Shutterstock (13917748bk) 76th Cannes Film Festival 2023, evening 2 - Red Carpet of the film "Monster" In the photo : Kitty Zhang Yuqi 76th Cannes Film Festival 2023, Red Carpet Film 'Monster' - 17 May 2023

This is the prettier execution of the material Carys Douglas was wearing the other day.

Grace Elizabeth

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JEAN MARC HAEDRICH/SIPA/Shutterstock (13917833bi) Grace Elizabeth during the "Monster" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2023 in Cannes, France. 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

That necklace is really unusual, and I enjoy that the way it's lopsided mirrors the way the dress is.

Anja Rubik

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JEAN MARC HAEDRICH/SIPA/Shutterstock (13917833ar) Anja Rubik during the "Monster" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2023 in Cannes, France. 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

... Is she lost? This is not Cannes attire! Not for a MODEL! I need COCKAMAMIE or DEEP GLAMOUR, or even both.

Iris Law in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13916591gm) Iris Law 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

This is not a design. This is a sternum frame.

Laura Harrier in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13916591ga) Laura Harrier 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

It's sleek, and it works on her, but I wish this was GIANT.

Rosé in Saint Laurent

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13916591fw) Rose - Blackpink 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

This bodice feels like... it was somebody's plan C.

Urvashi Rautela

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13916588do) Urvashi Rautela 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

Her bodice looks like a chandelier, but I LOVE that skirt.

Sara Sampaio in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JEAN MARC HAEDRICH/SIPA/Shutterstock (13917833bf) Sara Sampaio during the "Monster" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2023 in Cannes, France. 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

How many times have I typed "It sits a little low" lately? This orange rules, but the middle bit is meh.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ipa-agency ne/Shutterstock (13917748bu) 76th Cannes Film Festival 2023, evening 2 - Red Carpet of the film "Monster" In the photo : Guest 76th Cannes Film Festival 2023, Red Carpet Film 'Monster' - 17 May 2023

I don't have the name on this person, but the statement seems pretty obvious.

Ophely Mezino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ipa-agency ne/Shutterstock (13917748dm) 76th Cannes Film Festival 2023, evening 2 - Red Carpet of the film "Monster" Pictured : Ophely Mezino 76th Cannes Film Festival 2023, Red Carpet Film 'Monster' - 17 May 2023

It's a gorgeous fashion flotation aid.

Zoe Pastelle

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Zoe Pastelle attends the "Monster" red carpet during the 76th annual Cannes film festival at Palais des Festivals on May 17, 2023 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This disco ball of a dress --oh, and thematic purse, I just noticed that! -- is all well and good...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13916588f) Zoe Pastelle, shoe detail 'Monster' premiere, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023

But the real reason I'm showing her to you is the SHOES. The movie premiering is called "Monster," and I want to assume she picked these shoes to be thematic, but the fact that they exist AT ALL is delightful.

Gemma Chan Leads the Cannes Day 2 Hit Parade
Welcome in, Gemma.

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