Cannes, Days 7-8, 2018

Khadja Nin

I LOVE these colors on her. Most of the rest of this batch is so sedate, so THANK YOU, Khadja, for delivering some life.

with Charlotte Casiraghi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Vianney Le Caer/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9677924h) Khadja Nin, Charlotte Casiraghi. Jury member Khadja Nin, left, and Charlotte Casiraghi pose for photographers upon arrival at the Montblanc dinner during the 71st international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2018 Montblanc Dinner, Cannes, France - 16 May 2018

"I don't KNOW why the Palace didn't take Meghan's father under its wing, but she doesn't seem that close with him so maybe they just crossed their fingers?!?"

Lea Seydoux in Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Benainous+Catarina/REX/Shutterstock (9678045g) Lea Seydoux 'Under The Silver Lake' premeire, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2018 WEARING LOUIS VUITTON

Well, it's better than MOST Louis Vuittons lately

Milla Jovovich in Prada

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (9673577au) Milla Jovovich 'Burning' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2018 WEARING PRADA

That's lovely on her. Very calm, for what I always imagine/want Cannes to be, but I'll take it.

Toni Garrn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9673573az) Toni Garnn 'Burning' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2018

Thank you, Toni, but yes, I HAD noticed your underpants.

Izabel Goulart in Zuhair Murad

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/REX/Shutterstock (9673577s)
Izabel Goulart
'Burning' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2018
WEARING ZUHAIR MURAD SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *9328022dd

Barbara Palvin in Alberta Ferretti

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9673575l) Barbara Palvin 'Burning' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2018 WEARING ALBERTA FERRETTI

Very dramatic.

Petra Nemcova in Georges Hobeika

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9673573bn) Petra Nemcova 'Burning' premiere, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 16 May 2018 WEARING GEORGES HOBEIKA

She has been such a bizarre hot mess at this one, so I'm pleased to see this on her.

Adriana Lima

Oy. This is that wedding dress you just FULL ON forbid your friend from trying.

Cindy Bruna in Ashi Studio

And THIS is that wedding dress you TOTALLY let your friend try on because, yes, it's batshit, but you just want to SEE IT and you'll just talk her out of it later if you have to, probably.

Cindy Bruna

I guess this is what she changes into for the reception.

Winnie Harlow in Elie Saab

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9672451p) Winnie Harlow De Grisogono Party, 71st Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 May 2018 WEARING ELIE SAAB SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *8886355u

Elie Goes To The Ren Faire.

Maria Borges

Michelle Rodriguez

I'm always so intrigued by what a fixture Michelle is at Cannes, despite never having anything to promote there. I mean, good for her, and she's not the only one (see: half of this slideshow), but she also seems like someone who'd rather just be on a boat.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Obviously, this has hipbone windows.

Larisa Katz

This headwear designer usually shows up in crazy hats of her own design, so it's interesting to see that she's branched out into wings. We can all only hope she designed at least three things that will be on display at the wedding this weekend. You KNOW Princess Beatrice would be tempted.