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Nicole Kidman in Armani

This is so simple and elegant, and her hair is glorious, and the lips... I really, really want her to become besties with Katie Holmes and give her some pointers on how to really SELL IT.

Nicole Kidman

Le sigh. She can be so elegant.

Nicole Kidman in Chanel

This is a little amusing, and a lot weird. It looks like her shawl fell down. And what is going on with the fit of the bodice? She hasn't had a millimeter out of place this whole time, and now that thing is bagging on the sides and her nipples appear to be getting that Cannes itch.

Nicole Kidman

It also looks a little crazy from the back, but I do love that she busted out bright red pumps with it, just for giggles.

Nicole Kidman

This is strange. Those braids look very cheap. Nicole Kidman should be better than cheap hair.

Nicole Kidman

She should demand that every photo of her be redone in black and white.

Cannes Final Fugs and Fabs: Nicole Kidman
It's easy to forget that Kidman's taste has always been interesting, because she's had more misses than hits. Cannes was very, very good to her. But she did finally pull out something that made me feel a strange combination of confusion, a sense that the world order had been restored. [Photos: Getty]

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