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America Ferrera and Cate Blanchett

So, no, I don't like the dress -- I think, unfortunately, it belongs on someone with a flatter chest, because the compressed curve of her cleavage is really distracting with the scalloped front. But her FACIAL expression appears to be because some crazy dude crawled under her dress. No, really. See?

Some Crazy Dude

I guess he jumped onto the red carpet and then... burrowed. I hope this Facebook profile photo was worth the arrest record, asshat.

A Ruckus

On the left there, you can see a dude in a Viking hat is helping out. Thank you, kind sir. And they say Vikings were just disgusting marauders.

America Ferrera

Here is a full view of the dress. After all the drama, I really do wish I liked the front better on her. But I don't think it's flattering, and I'm REALLY not fond of whatever the color is, because it looks poorly aged.

America Ferrera in Louis Vuitton and Missoni

The top is LV; the skirt, Missoni. And she looks very cute in it. Whither Blake? Surely there was a Traveling Pants reunion somewhere.

America Ferrera in Erdem

And this is great. She actually wore these in the reverse order that I presented them, which means she started off strong and then kind of ran out of steam, which is a bummer. But at least this would be easier to wear again someday, if they let her keep it. LET HER KEEP IT.

Cannes Fug Carpet: America Ferrera in Georges Hobeika
This will likely stand as my very favorite photo from the entire festival. I suspect it's from the shenanigans with Ferrera's dress, but in my head, Blanchett has just spoiled her on Game of Thrones/told her an extremely juicy secret about Nicole Kidman/pointed out a really trashy dress. [Photos: Getty]

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