Laetitia Casta

Her HEAD looks great, but sweet lord, why is she wearing the world's most expensive sleeping bag?

Laetitia Casta

And what has bitten her rear end? Or is she just some kind of anal Pinocchio and she's suffering DOUBLE consequences of telling Dior she was pleased with this?

Laetitia Casta

Seriously, up close and in profile, that rump bubble is so insane. Is it ergonomic? Does she have a fractured tailbone? Does it help work her core? Will it prevent Thigh Spread brought on from sitting all day? OMG DO I NEED ONE?

Cannes Fug Carpet: Laetitia Casta in Dior

Last year she wore golden feathers. This year she looks like a burst pillow at a slumber party fight. [Photos: Getty]