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# Cannes Fug Carpet: Paz Vega
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fug-carpet-paz-vega/
- Published: 2013-05-16T15:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:01:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Paz Vega

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168784978.xml)

Fortunately, that doesn't appear to be an actual skirt -- it's like shapewear and boy shorts, drizzled in webbing. But if you are on a red carpet and you're causing me to say the words, "OH THANK GOD IT'S BOY SHORTS," then please reconsider several of your choices.

## Paz Vega

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168785218.xml)

Before I saw that it IS shorts, this photo scared the daylights out of me.

## Paz Vega

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168784980.xml)

Also, they're not even ATTRACTIVE boy shorts. They're making me look right at her Bermuda triangle. So it's like, yes, the crotch is COVERED, but it's still the bullseye.

## Paz Vega

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168785158.xml)

It just looks so ridiculous from a distance. I was going to say, imagine it lined, but I don't think the corset is that attractive either. But a delicate sparkly dress that is NOT actually shorts and a showgirl's shower curtain would have been sexy. This is like a lot of hard work and sparkles over something she wore to a photoshoot on the beach in the sixties.

[Cannes Fug Carpet: Paz VegaBecause it's just not Cannes without a near-vaginal experience. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168784978.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fug-carpet-paz-vega-05-2013/)