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# Cannes Fug Carpet: Riley Keough in Gucci
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fug-carpet-riley-keough-in-gucci-05-2016/
- Published: 2016-05-17T16:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-16T19:04:42.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

Well. I didn't care for[ the more low-key version on Keira Knightley.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-and-prejudice-keira-knightley-in-gucci-11-2015/)

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/ffn_sgp_american_honey_1_5152016_52057926.jpg "The 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival - "American Honey" Photocall")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/cannes-fug-carpet-riley-keough-in-gucci-05-2016/the-69th-annual-cannes-film-festival-american-honey-photocall-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But I REALLY hate it on Riley. This feels like the absolute worst of the 70s to me -- the weird shag carpet, bizarre oil-fountain light fixtures, Tab-drinking, flammable-car-driving 70s. This feels like something that Goldie Hawn is asked to reflect upon having once worn in the back of *Allure* one month and she just laughs so hard that no sound comes out of her mouth. It feels like a color-wheel mistake. It is *rough.*