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# Cannes Fug or Fab: Vanessa Paradis in Chanel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fug-or-fab-vanessa-paradis-in-chanel/
- Published: 2016-05-12T17:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-13T05:53:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Vanessa Paradis

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/ffn_jury_cannes_pc_chp_051116_52051569.jpg)

It's worth noting that I LOVE her lip color here. It's such a lovely warm neutral.

## Vanessa Paradis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/FFN_Jury_Cannes_PC_CHP_051116_52051570.jpg)

I am not as enamored of the dress. It has all the hallmarks of the Anthropologie sale rack, where things lurk that you think might be reasonable but then you pull them out and it has a third sleeve or it's sized to fit an antelope or something. I am genuinely unsure why she needs a cloth wang.

## Vanessa Paradis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/FFN_Jury_Cannes_PC_FFUK_051116_52051133.jpg)

I would like the back better if the front didn't have its... whatever that is. An extra dishtowel.

## Vanessa Paradis in Chanel

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/FFN_Cannes_Opening_CHP_051116_52051887.jpg)

This is a lot of neon lace -- like a pack of highlighters exploded in her suitcase -- but Cannes is a time for risks, and I am on board for this one. Her face, also, is just splendid up there.

## Dunst, Valeria Golino, Paradis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/FFN_CHP_JURY_DINNER_5102016_52049705.jpg)

I am ready for the Netflix show that puts these three together doing something (I have a serious soft spot for "Hot Shots," in which Valeria is the romantic lead opposite Charlie Sheen). Anything. Like a Charlie's Angels reboot, but by Marvel, so that it has edge. And the potential for a crossover with the Luke Cage show, because any one of these three people should get to make out with Mike Coulter.

[Cannes Fug or Fab: Vanessa Paradis in ChanelThis is peak Paradis time, I think. Her ex Johnny Depp has never looked weirder, and his current wife occasionally gives off a GOB Bluth-ian air of, "I've made a terrible mistake." So WINK IT UP, Paradis. You're gonna win this thing. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/ffn_jury_cannes_pc_chp_051116_52051569.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fug-or-fab-vanessa-paradis-in-chanel-05-2016/)