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# Cannes Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana in Etro
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fug-or-fab-zoe-saldana-in-etro-05-2014/
- Published: 2014-05-20T14:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:35:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, Cannes, Cannes 2014, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

I want to like this. It's weird and loud, and I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to things that are not flesh-toned nighties.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/zoe_saldana_cannes_491921325.xml "Zoe Saldana")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/05/zoe%5Fsaldana%5Fcannes%5F491921325.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But every time I look at it, the top tricks me into thinking her boobs are migrating south for the summer. And I don't think the Migratory Patterns of the Two-Breasted Saldana are something we should be studying right now.

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