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# Cannes Fug or Fine: Cate Blanchett and Adele Exarchopoulos in Valentino
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fug-or-fine-cate-blanchett-and-adele-exarchopoulos-in-valentino-05-2014/
- Published: 2014-05-16T14:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-16T05:01:02.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

LOGAN LERMAN: So, I'm not sure what this *is*, exactly...?

CATE: It's a photo op, darling.

ADELE: I am standing next to Cate Blanchett.

LOGAN: But... is it, like, a giant watch?

CATE: It's an award, love. Don't be the only actor who questions it when people want to give them things.

ADELE: *Cate effing Blanchett*. How does she look? I *can't* look.

LOGAN: Is it a bracelet? I don't need a bracelet.

CATE: Everyone needs a bracelet, dove.

ADELE: How do I look? Why am I standing next to her? Can you see my thighs? Can you see HER thighs? Is it okay if my dress is see-through as long as hers is? NOBODY TOLD ME WHAT TO DO HERE.

LOGAN: Is it a *ladder*? Why do I need a tiny gold ladder?

CATE: For tiny gold roofing emergencies.

LOGAN: Do I have those?

CATE: *Don't* you?

LOGAN: ...

CATE: Just kidding. Only large gold roofing emergencies for me.

ADELE: She is so cool. How does she look so good covered in silver algae? I can't. Please finish this so I can go get a large drink.

LOGAN: Uh, does anyone need a small hydraulic lift? Goes to the highest bidder.

CATE: I'll give you five Australian dollars and a smolder.

LOGAN: Done.

\[Photo: Getty\]