Kirsten Dunst
Something about that bodice seems a touch matronly for La Dunst, no? I wish also that this weren't two-toned. It doesn't need to be, really, especially not two tones that appear to be in a fight with each other over who gets her pubic bone.
Elodie Bouchez
Oh my GOD, Elodie, this is insanity. She's like the head cheerleader of the Tulle Academy. I do not want to receive this gift bag at my doorstep.
Pacey and the Krug
I keep thinking she seems a little cross with Pacey -- as if perhaps he screwed up and is on his very bestest behavior in order to make her happy again -- but then I just caught sight of her right pinky toe, and perhaps this is just her trying to swallow the pain. The dress is cool. I love its girth. Oh, damn, that's going to get us some TERRIBLE commenter spambots.
Jessie J
Is that cellophane over her chest? However, I was all set to remark that this is a nice, continued departure for Jessie from her constant parade of lycra catsuits...
Jessie J
... and although that is still technically TRUE, I can't believe I didn't see the slit coming. She's like Vanna White revealing a letter. TA-DA.
Berenice Bejo
I like this a lot more than perhaps I should -- I'd have been curious to see it without the shrug attachment, but even WITH it, the whole thing works. WAY better than the saggy South Florida-hued nightmare she wore a couple days ago.
Nina Dobrev
This is the only shot we had in ALL our subscriptions of Nina Dobrev. I was hoping that might be because the rest of her dress was stapled to, like, a leash on a donkey, or something equally unsettling. But in fact, she looked lovely -- it was long, it had a slit, nothing worth framing out. Sigh.
Milla Jovovich
Speaking of unsettling, I keep looking at this and thinking, for a split-second, that Milla forgot to put on one of her legs.
Kylie Minogue
Kylie. You are better than a dress that does this to your body. I can't go on this journey with you.
Also, no need for an arrow pointing directly at your crotch. You were one of Britain's most celebrated bums for a long time. Everyone is already used to checking out that region.
Janet Jackson
I'm glad Janet looks healthy and happy and groovy, but... work with me here: Does not her face have the look about it of a girl who took a photo of Ashley Greene to a plastic surgeon and said, "CHISEL ME"?
Rose McGowan
Ehhhhh. I don't know. This looks like if a really OCD elementary-schooler taped up her Barbie Dance Studio floor so that all the ballerinas could hit their damn marks already.
Michelle Rodriguez
Not bad, Michelle. It doesn't need the necklace with that halter top, but considering M.Rod was one of the early-adopters of the transparency trend, I'm just pleased she looks clothed.
Julianna Margulies
From afar, simple and pretty. But upon a closer peek, she should've picked a gown where we couldn't see her Spanx underneath. Kinda spoils the flow.
Kim Kardashian
You guys, it's not bad. It really isn't. I KNOW.
Tara Reid
This... isn't great? But consider how far she's come. Cannes you believe it? HAHAHA. Ha. ha. Sigh. Seriously, though. While I'm surprised that someone who recently starred in American Pie: Seriously, Nobody Was Asking For Another One, it's impressive that she even got herself invited to this in the first place.
Paris Hilton
This isn't that bad EITHER. Wait, maybe it is: That see-through stripe down the side isn't idea. But AGAIN consider the source. Granted, girlfriend still doesn't know how to walk a step-and-repeat without leading with her pelvis, but... is it just me, or would we be cooing over this on Diane Kruger? Maybe I'm just getting soft. Friday and its promise of extra-early cocktails will do that to a girl.