Sharon Stone
I think she looks tremendous here. Rock on with your foxy self, Sharon Stone. Don't get me wrong, I miss Internationally Beloved Kook Sharon Stone, and I hope she comes back to us someday because Fug Madness will welcome her with open arms, but it's nice that she knows when to sucker-punch people with some simple yet stunning glamour.
Sharon Stone
Okay, so the flashbulbs weren't as kind to the back, but... this IS Internationally Beloved Kook Sharon Stone, after all, so there has to be some drama lurking SOMEWHERE. And it's almost always in the vicinity of the pantyline. Behind The Pantyline should be HER biopic.
Jessica Hart
I both like this, and I wish she had remembered to do SOMETHING resembling ANYTHING from the neck up.
Erin Hetherton
... pass. If the MODELS can't make it look good, then it's in my reject pile.
Petra Nemcova
This gown is great on her, but is it just me, or does Petra not look totally like herself? Maybe it's the lighter hair, tanner skin, and... weird pose. I wish she'd done this with better hair and a strong red lip instead. Boo to the styling, Petra. BOO I SAY.
Petra Nemcova
I really hate the crunchy crimped air, though. Leave the ridges to my beloved Ruffles.
Michael Douglas
I am always so heartened to see him looking well. You are the jewel of my Nile, good sir.
Christoph Waltz
I find him dashing. Is that weird? I say no.
Matt Damon
I find this so charming. Either he's documenting something, or taking a self-portrait, but I'm on board regardless. I am totally Team Damon, and I'm glad we're at a place in the world where you can be Team Damon AND Team Affleck if you want to be.
Matt and Luciana Damon
Luciana didn't do much posing, but the little I did see of her, I liked. She looks great, in fact. I have a small girl crush on her. She just seems so COOL.
Various Dudes
Seriously, though, did Soderbergh just not get the memo, or is he deliberately defying it? GO WITH THE BOW TIE, dude. It's like if a group of dudes agreed to paint one letter each of GO IRISH on their chests, and then the H bailed and didn't tell anyone, and the others were left either wasting their work, or wearing it proudly and therefore encouraging some lady named Iris to achieve something.