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# Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Diane Kruger
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-diane-kruger/
- Published: 2012-05-22T15:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:38:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Diane Kruger, Josh Jackson

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144894571.jpg)

What I love most is how perfectly happy he is to hold the umbrella. And who could blame him? She looks tremendous. Not that any halfway sane or decent fellow would be all, "I WILL HOLD THIS BUT I HOPE YOU KNOW I OPENLY HATE YOU AND YOUR PROTECTIVE RAIN ARCH."

## Diane Kruger and Josh Jackson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144908982.jpg)

But, I mean. That is stunning. I would probably happily run around holding her brolly too.

## Pacey and DK

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn3890484.jpg)

This is, sadly, another dress that would look better if it weren't quite so... itself.

## Pacey and DK

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144699522.jpg)

And then CHEST WHAT. (Also, Pacey's shoes are disturbingly Bieber to me.) This lady basically has a model's body. Nobody else in the world seems to have had a problem fitting a dress around it. You'd think "put something on Diane Kruger that works" would be the easiest assignment in the world. So WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Was this designed for a lady with negative-B cups?

## Pacey and the Krug

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144693508.jpg)

My theory is that maybe the dress gave her sideboob? So she decided to tape them in and up so that the only spillage was over the top, rather than out the sides. Although she could've also told Pacey to wrangle her wrap back around her shoulders. He would've done it. I know it to be true. It's just a pity that dress didn't work -- looking at it, the fabric is rather lovely; it's just the length and the bodice that betrayed her. Sigh. Do not jack with the Krug, CK. [Pacey has friends in an alternate dimension](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fringe%5F%28TV%5Fseries%29?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and he will bring the thunder.

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