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# Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Helen Mirren
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-helen-mirren/
- Published: 2016-05-20T13:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T04:53:43.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Helen Mirren

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/gettyimages-532709394.jpg)

Look at her, all, "You people want lipstick? YOU GOT IT." I am not in love with the dress, because I wish it had found a way to conceal the bra straps, but at least the rest of it is interesting. And she is serving sass by the bowlful.

## Helen Mirren

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/GettyImages-532144786.jpg)

Am I crazy, or is this the only time in recent memory we've seen Slicked-Back Sexpot Helen?

## Helen Mirren in Bruce Oldfield

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/FFN_UnknownG_RC_SGP_051916_52063679.jpg)

This is good on her. The length might be a bit awkward, but the rest is firmly in her lacy wheelhouse. She's like Adult Kate Middleton. She never met something lace she didn't at least DEEPLY contemplate.

## Helen Mirren

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/GettyImages-532141470.jpg)

Also, the skirt fans out SPECTACULARLY when she turns.

## Helen Mirren

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/GettyImages-532151294.jpg)

Bless these overhead camera angles at Cannes. They know what we want. (Although evidently she may have tripped in this?)

## Helen Mirren

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/GettyImages-531644390.jpg)

This is actually from the May celebrations for the Queen's 90th, at Windsor. And I love it. So slinky! So blue! So glam. I wish she'd worn it for something where she wasn't jammed behind a podium.

[Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Helen MirrenHelen Mirren clearly heard our clarion call for more Cannes star power. Thank you, Helen! You are a full-service idol. \[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/gettyimages-532709394.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-helen-mirren-05-2016/)