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Helen Mirren

Look at her, all, "You people want lipstick? YOU GOT IT." I am not in love with the dress, because I wish it had found a way to conceal the bra straps, but at least the rest of it is interesting. And she is serving sass by the bowlful.

Helen Mirren

Am I crazy, or is this the only time in recent memory we've seen Slicked-Back Sexpot Helen?

Helen Mirren in Bruce Oldfield

This is good on her. The length might be a bit awkward, but the rest is firmly in her lacy wheelhouse. She's like Adult Kate Middleton. She never met something lace she didn't at least DEEPLY contemplate.

Helen Mirren

Also, the skirt fans out SPECTACULARLY when she turns.

Helen Mirren

Bless these overhead camera angles at Cannes. They know what we want. (Although evidently she may have tripped in this?)

Helen Mirren

This is actually from the May celebrations for the Queen's 90th, at Windsor. And I love it. So slinky! So blue! So glam. I wish she'd worn it for something where she wasn't jammed behind a podium.

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Helen Mirren
Helen Mirren clearly heard our clarion call for more Cannes star power. Thank you, Helen! You are a full-service idol. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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