Hilary Swank in Versace

Some pretty enough construction in the bodice, undone by the skrit's inability to stand up to life.

Hilary Swank

Satin is rough on a back view. I think perhaps people don't truly appreciate the degree of difficulty of what Pippa Middleton's bum achieved.

Hilary Swank

Earrings alert: They are gorgeous.

Hilary Swank in Bottega Veneta

I would actually REALLY really like this if the cummerbund were smoother. The way the rest of the dress drapes, I think having the pink portion look so bunchy comes off more accidental than cool.

Hilary Swank

And those shoes are cute. Her accessories game is hotter than Steve Sanders in a red polo shirt AM I RIGHT. (We are probably reaching the point where some Fug Nationals will read that and go, "Who's Steve Sanders? Did he wear a lot of red?" And I will have to cry.)

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Hilary Swank in Versace and Bottega Veneta

I am generally lukewarm on The Hilary Swank Experience. So it will not surprise you that my feelings about these outfits are a grunting, ladylike blend of meh and feh and huh. [Photos: Getty]