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# Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Jessica Chastain and Jess Weixler
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-jessica-chastain-and-jess-weixler/
- Published: 2014-05-19T16:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:35:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Jess Weixler in Honor; Jessica Chastain

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jessica_chastain_cannes_jess_weixler_491908353.xml)

Chastain looks GREAT here, and her shoes are extremely groovy. It's a perfect photocall look: bright and girly and still fancy, but but not stuffy. Weixler's dress is kind of weird -- it looks like someone made a sugar shirt for her -- but I kind of wish it came all the way down to the waist.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/491908235.xml)

Because shoe close-ups are always worth it.

## Jessica Chastain in Versace

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jessica-chastain_cannes_491806907.xml)

Her head is basically perfection, and she cuts a lean, mean figure in that blue gown, too. There's something weird about the way the bodice creates shadows under the boobs, though. It's the only thing keeping me from giving it a wholehearted endorsement.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jessica_chastain_cannes_491819507.xml)

JEWELS.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/chastain_cannes_491818847.xml)

I enjoy the overhead shots from Cannes. This one is just so you can get a peek at her shoes. I know we are all completists here in Fug Nation.

## Jess Weixler in Martin Grant

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jess_weixlercannes_491807191.xml)

I actually love this -- it's what I wanted Zoe Saldana's Met Ball dress to be.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jessica_chastain_cannes_491806847.xml)

I really... do not enjoy this. In theory I don't mind the disparate bits, but together, they do weird things to her body. Don't do weird things to your body, ladies. Like adding a big old beaded tire to your waistline.

## Jess Weixler

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jess_weixler_cannes_491806985.xml)

I actually might have loved this EXCEPT for the super wonky fit of the top. What happened there? Precision, y'all. It's not just a buzzword.

[Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Jessica Chastain and Jess WeixlerThese two are in France promoting The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby. I wish Viola Davis, who is also in the film(s) -- it's some weirdo combination of three -- had made the trip, but maybe she's too busy resting up for her entry into the Shonda Rhimes House of Whaaaat. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jessica_chastain_cannes_jess_weixler_491908353.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-jessica-chastain-and-jess-weixler-05-2014/)