Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst

Kristen almost looks like a vixen in this shot. I kind of love it. I'm so used to her playing flat -- like, whether you love Twilight or not, I am pretty confident we can all agree that Bella is not a flirt, and her persona in real life is very much like Bella's, and thus the demi-shimmy (even if it's imagined based on one moment in time, caught out of context) feels like a fun and fresh wind. Like she's been WEASLEYED. ... Okay, I'm sorry. I know not every redhead in England is required to be a Weasley. But couldn't he at LEAST have been invited to pop by the wedding?

Kristen Stewart

I am at war with myself on this one. Part of me thinks it's perfectly nice -- and welcomely safe, after that heinous Marchesa she wore to the Snow White On Horseback premiere -- and then the rest of me thinks it's kind of stiff and bridesmaidy, as if she and the groomsmen are standing there watching the bride dance, waiting to fulfill their final toast obligations so that they can hit the open bar so hard that it hits back.

I do wish her hair looked done? But then again, the weather's been curious there, from what I understand, so perhaps the elements were working against her.

Kirsten Dunst, Garrett Hedlund, Viggo

Viggo and Country Strong up there kind of look like they could play father and son. I still don't like CS's facial hair -- to me he looks better without -- but mostly I'm just now fantasizing about a Lord of the Rings reboot in which Viggo's bare-chested spawn join him in a fight against... something that requires a lot of REALLY HEAVY weaponry to be hoisted.

Sorry, Kiki, I didn't mean to make you an afterthought. You're not. You actually look great. The punch of the hot pink means the dress doesn't need too jump through any other hoops, and the belt with it works.

Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst

This photo just made me laugh. Stew looks like she's going through the motions of choreography she really, really resents. And NO, Commenter Who Thinks We Are Stewart-Haters, I'm not claiming she looks like this all the time, or that this was really happening. Can we not just exist together in merriment?

Kristen Stewart

This is what Kristen wore to the daytime photocall. I... am torn. On the one hand, it's great. I love the casual blazer look with the skinny pants. However, the pants themselves look like she stepped on a confetti landmine and the wounds are becoming infected.

Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst

And I wish her tank top didn't look like it was from the $2 bin at whatever store gets Forever 21's quality-control rejects. I can't decide how I feel about Kirsten, either -- mostly I think it's lovely on her, but I don't totally understand the cream shoes with a white dress. The gold accents save it somewhat, but not completely. They are lifeguards with an imperfect survival rate.

Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst

This ALSO made me giggle. It looks like Kristen is patting a baby bump and/or about to rest her head on Kirsten's chest. If the Dunst turns up pregnant in a couple months they are totally using this photo in Us Weekly.

Viggo and Kirsten

And they might also use this one, to imply that Kirsten is being asked to raise her baby a Habs fan. This may ALSO appear in someone's fan-fiction about Kirsten doing the walk of shame after a torrid night of Viggorous lovemaking, and he's just trying to donate a sarong to the cause.

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Kirsten Dunst and Kristen Stewart

I love this photo for the fact that Danny Morgan, whom I think of as the lost Weasley, appears studious in his attempts not to notice that he's the meat in a Dunstwart sandwich (Dunstwart, itself, sounding like an obscure tube-shaped German food product). And then I keep hoping they'll break out into that three-way dance number from Romy and Michele, which would make everything about this event the greatest EVER, regardless of the clothes on their back. But since this Web site is predicated on that part of it, let's talk about them anyway, while secretly dreaming of this happening. [Photos, Getty, WENN]