Kristen Stewart, Juliette Binoche, Chloe Grace Moretz
I actually think Chloe's fesitval of feathers is fetching on her -- it's adorably froofy on someone her age. Binoche just looks totally Binoche, in a way that I love, and then Stew is wearing Chanel sweatpants, basically, with neutral shoes that are so boring they can't even bring themselves to be a very good neutral. I have no idea, in fairness, what the heck shoes she should wear with this -- but I default to "none," because she should not wear this to do anything but sit on her couch and watch Dynasty on DVD.
Chloe Grace Moretz in Chanel
And then this crazy-ass thing happened. It is SO KITCHY -- like one part Madeline and one part Annie from "Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile" and then two parts swingers party from 1975 -- but she very nearly pulls it off, and it's not even her FAULT that she doesn't. I blame the pantalunacy. Imagine that with fitted navy trou, or even a pencil skirt.
Chloe Grace Moretz
"Yeah, it's cool, Karl's turning me into a young French hipster. I'm going to roll with it."
Juliette Binoche
These pants are Bieber-bunchingly awkward in parts, but that blazer is so slick and cool on her.
Juliette Binoche
And she's basically a freaking delight. All those photographers are like, "YES. WHY ARE WE NOT IN FRONT OF HER?!?!?!"
Juliette Binoche and Chloe Grace Moretz
Also, how did K.Stew get out of the photocall? She was, I believe, in Cannes already, but maybe I'm mixing up the dates on certain pictures. [Note: I was! She didn't arrive until later because she was on set with her current project.] Also, I read a review somewhere saying she was excellent in the movie, so it's a shame she didn't get to do both events promoting it. These two seemed to have a fine old time, though. But this photo really illustrates the wackitude of the waistline on Chloe's pants, and the fact that I think it's a cream and navy top with trou that are a truer white, and... It's not happening, Mr. Lagerfeld. I don't care how many adorable faces these two make at each other.