'The Immigrant' Premiere

This might be okay, right? It's kind of like Princess Leia Revisited, right?

'The Immigrant' Premiere

...oh. Maybe not? Maybe this is kind of weird and wrinkly and overthought and overwrought?

'The Immigrant' Premiere

...but it's kind of great from the back? I feel feelings. Feel-y confused feelings of confusion.

Arrival at the photocall of "The Immigrant"

Less confused about that coat: she's working it, even if it might technically be a bathrobe.

'The Immigrant' Photocall

And this is weird, but pretty, and the detailing is remarkable -- a sentence I think we'd all like to hear said of ourselves, no?

'The Immigrant' Photocall

This is on the Marion Cotillard page of my new book, Everyone Looks Hotter in Sunglasses.

Cotillard at Cannes after party

While THIS is on the Marion Cotillard page of my OTHER new book, Everyone Looks Wacky in Harem Pants. You're gonna love that one; it's a hilarious read.

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Marion Cotillard

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry was dating that girl who looked amazing in one light and hideous in the next? So half the time he was delighted and the other half he was horrified? That's kind of how I feel about the rest of Marion's Cannes wardrobe -- sometimes about the same outfit at the same time. It's personally confusing. [Photos: Getty and BauerGriffin]