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Kristen Stewart

Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses: Gee My Chin Is Itching I'd Better Scratch It With My Middle Finger Real Quick Edition.

Kristen Stewart

This is... incredibly short. It would have made a great sweater. As it is, she's basically hoping her legs double as pants. SKIN IS NOT PANTS.

Kristen Stewart

This is a better shot of those great shoes. A silver metallic jumps out at me a little with that dress, but they're still fabulous. I might have investigated a shoe-swap with...

Kristen Stewart

... this pair, in part so that we could be focusing right now on GORGEOUS silver heels instead of wondering why Karl would staple a bunch of tissue paper to a perfectly good sleeveless mini. And yes, okay, it's a see-through-ish mini, but it was WORKABLE. Until he went all Drunk Wedding Shower on her arms.

Kristen Stewart

I saw the Costume Institute exhibit today, and there was a Chanel from this season (I think) which Karl made by 3D-printing the quilting pattern for a classic Chanel suit. i wonder if something similar was done here.

Kristen Stewart

She is REALLY into those sunglasses right now. She's correct; they suit her. As does the jacket. The nightgown could have stayed at the hotel, but whatever. She's at a party on a boat. She needs to wear something she could swim in, should anyone knock her overboard.

Kristen Stewart

Man, she's really going for it with the heels lately.

Kristen Stewart

Burn the skirt with a quickness. It is the enemy of bodies, and also eyeballs.

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: More of Kristen Stewart in Chanel
Kristen seemed to be in a playful mood at this one, so I've decided she's doing that subtle-but-not-subtle middle finger thing at one of the photographers. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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