
Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses: Gee My Chin Is Itching I'd Better Scratch It With My Middle Finger Real Quick Edition.

This is... incredibly short. It would have made a great sweater. As it is, she's basically hoping her legs double as pants. SKIN IS NOT PANTS.

This is a better shot of those great shoes. A silver metallic jumps out at me a little with that dress, but they're still fabulous. I might have investigated a shoe-swap with...

... this pair, in part so that we could be focusing right now on GORGEOUS silver heels instead of wondering why Karl would staple a bunch of tissue paper to a perfectly good sleeveless mini. And yes, okay, it's a see-through-ish mini, but it was WORKABLE. Until he went all Drunk Wedding Shower on her arms.

I saw the Costume Institute exhibit today, and there was a Chanel from this season (I think) which Karl made by 3D-printing the quilting pattern for a classic Chanel suit. i wonder if something similar was done here.

She is REALLY into those sunglasses right now. She's correct; they suit her. As does the jacket. The nightgown could have stayed at the hotel, but whatever. She's at a party on a boat. She needs to wear something she could swim in, should anyone knock her overboard.

Man, she's really going for it with the heels lately.

Burn the skirt with a quickness. It is the enemy of bodies, and also eyeballs.
