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# Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Opening Night/"Grace of Monaco" Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-opening-nightgrace-of-monaco-premiere/
- Published: 2014-05-15T20:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:39:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Zhang Ziyi in Stephane Rolland

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/zhang_ziyi_cannes_490533383-e1400138617759.xml)

If we could JUST amputate the ruffle reef... and maybe scrape off the arm decals.

## Kendall Jenner in Chanel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kendall_jenner_cannes_wenn21349862.xml)

This dress looks like she's wearing, backwards, a very unusual backpack. But I also have to give her that it might look nice on her, if perhaps a little more than her particular magnetism can handle, and that if Nicole Kidman were wearing it I'd be probably be talking about how intriguing and well-chosen it is, so.

## Elena Lenina

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/elena_lenina_cannes_490383347.xml)

THANK YOU, Russian TV Personality Elena Lenina, for trying to make yourself the literal queen of this red carpet. Somewhere, a little girl in a blue dress and white apron just got shivers at the idea of having to play croquet against you.

## Elena Lenina

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/490383341.xml)

For a hot second I thought she was Maria Bartiromo and THAT would have been amazing.

## Adele Exarchopoulos in Louis Vuitton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/adele_exarchopoulos_cannes_490383269.xml)

This had slits up the sides, though not to extremes. It's fine, but I'm profoundly unmoved by what it's doing to her chest, and I just want to chop off her braid and feed it to the bottom half of Blake Lively's.

## Frederique Bel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/frederique_bel_cannes_490547437.xml)

And here's Noted Rorschach Accident Frederique Bel.

## Nadia Auermann

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nadia_auermann_cannes_490534627.xml)

VERY Grace Kelly, no?

## Audrey Tautou

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/audrey_tautou_cannes_490494843.xml)

I like her shoes, but I think this stumpifies her at that length, a little.

## Jane Fonda in Elie Saab

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jane_fonda_cannes_490494525.xml)

This is the red version of [a Champagne-colored one Angelina Jolie wore to the Oscars](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-fug-or-fab-angelina-jolie-in-elie-saab-03-2014/), and it looks a lot better a) in red, and b) on Jane.

## Paz Vega in Elie Saab

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/paz_vega_cannes_490535293.xml)

Pretty enough. I understand why she went with the nude shoe, too, I GUESS.

## Gong Li in Roberto Cavalli

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/gong_li_cannes_490394137.xml)

That is at least a more attractive glorified labia shield than Karlie Kloss's.

## Gong Li

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/490587123.xml)

And boy, she was NOT going to leave home without one, eh? It looks insane jammed on there like that -- girl, you had sleeves, which are a built-in excuse! -- but I'm sure we all appreciate that she's trying to do her piece.

## Jin Qiaoqiao

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/490533429-e1400139419205.xml)

The background in this photo is so amazing that I don't even care about the tulle iceberg.

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