Naomi Watts in Marchesa/Prudential

This is actually really pretty on her, although you know I'm never wild about the "Oops my dress slipped off my shoulder" look. It's a wee Disney. But Naomi sells it. Also selling it: Prudential, which apparently has an ad agency that is doing a campaign for them involving things like an employee living the dream of designing a dress for the red carpet. And then someone got Marchesa involved? So I think she was supposed to say she was wearing Prudential, and maybe she did? Listen, this could have gone a LOT worse.

John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Quentin Tarantino

This is beyond great on her. (Even if John Travolta is kind of drawing focus by looking like a wax replica of himself over there.)

Irina Shayk in Versace

If Versace dressed the Jedi.

Suki Waterhouse in Peter Pilotto

This is cute, but she's always looks so SERIOUS and UNHAPPY in her photos. Maybe that's because it seems SO UNLIKELY that she and Bradley Cooper are really a thing that's happening, and she's bumming out. Although I hope not, because she's also super young, and kid, live while you can.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Gucci Premiere

This is gorgeous, and clearly a cousin to Blake Lively's red one that she wore on opening night. Blake would've done well to snag this one as well, actually. She'd have accessorized it better.

Ryan Gosling

Oh hey girl, just doing my hair.

Cara Delevingne in Chanel

Sometimes Karl CAN get it right, and it's when he's not being flamboyantly nutballs.

Eva Herzigova in Dolce & Gabbana

She is usually captain of Team Naked at Cannes, so this is a surprise. She looks lovely.

Arlenis Sosa

Tryouts for the NEW Team Naked captain are ongoing.

Inna Zobova

And whoever steps into the captaincy, this rookie would like to slide into that Varsity team spot. Think about how pretty this would be if we couldn't SEE THROUGH IT.

Alessandra Ambrosio

"Whatever, I'm here, just tell me who to vote for."

Sophia Loren

Team Classy is like, 'Hurry up, Team Naked, because we've got a special guest ambassador who is ready to KICK YOUR ASS."

Robert Pattinson

I like the unexpected hit of green. You sly dog, Patz.

Matt Smith

For all the Dr. Who fans out there, I present your lord and master.

Adriana Lima

This is really less Team Naked than Team WAIT IS SHE NAKED Oh Phew It's Just Neutral.

Sonam Kapoor in Elie Saab

BOOM. Thank you for the music, Sonam. Your skirt is a symphony.

Suki Waterhouse in Christian Dior

Everything about this feels sad and wilted.

Eva Longoria

Even as nighties go, this is terrible. if you're going to wear your jammies, make it good.

Paz Vega in Zuhair Murad

This is so nice, though. A lovely little day dress with a lacy (but not transparent, I don't think) surprise.

Sonia Rolland in Zuhair Murad

I LOVE this. It's so dramatic. I wish Charlize would wear it, or something. She needs to look into color. And into capes.

Sylvester Stallone

"YO! RADIANT MAN-CHID, RIGHT HERE."

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Stuff We Missed Along The Way

Cannes is so sprawling that there's always stuff that slips through our fingers while we're busy swooning over Blake Lively's big skirts. Mostly herein are models, but as you can see, we've also got Naomi Watts -- plus some Robert Pattinson, Aishwarya Rai, various models, and Sophia Loren. We'll cover the closing ceremony separately, in... whatever glory it deserves. [Photos: Getty]