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# Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Models at amfAR
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-the-models-at-amfar/
- Published: 2012-05-25T19:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:38:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Anja Rubik

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/wenn5851234.jpg)

I hope it turns out that this isn't a dress, at all, but that she's been full-body waxed and then ritualistically sprinkled with Rogaine.

## Karolina Kurkova

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn5851107.jpg)

Not to be outdone, Karolina Kurkova has chosen to come dressed as Foxy Oscar.

## Kate Upton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/145223359.jpg)

And by contrast, Kate Upton -- nakedest model of the year, thanks to *Sports Illustrated* \-- looks like she thought this was a Marie Antoinette cake-cutting party. Although I'm pleased to note that in keeping with the apparent ACTUAL theme, the basket-weave is freeing her groin.

## Madalina Ghenea

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/145225275.jpg)

I have no idea who this is, except that apparently she briefly dated Leonardo DiCaprio, who is apparently allergic to dating non-models (except for that time he flung Blake Lively). Somebody should've told her to brush her furry neck pillow before getting out of the car.

## Doutzen Kroes

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn5851213.jpg)

This is quite cool, actually.

## Doutzen Kroes

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn3905903.jpg)

I even like the back, although if she sits down she's perilously close to cracking like a plumber working overtime.

## Lily Donaldson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn3905999.jpg)

This is... fine? Very easy-breezy. I've never been to Cannes, and probably never will, but I always imagine it as one giant romp involving lots of daytime yacht parties, and this would fit right into that vision.

## Cara Delevigne

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn5851097.jpg)

Yes, you have a slit. We see it. I promise. Love the color, though. Just don't Lea Michele it quite so hard next time.

## Liya Kebede

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn3906164.jpg)

Those pants look like a disaster of tailoring, and yet somehow Liya looks completely cool to me in her take on a tux. Maybe it's because she's not moving and so I can't REALLY tell what the deal is. Or maybe it's because I feel like SWINTON would endorse this. Who can say.

## Petra Nemcova

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/145222428.jpg)

I couldn't tell if the dress was out of whack, or Petra's posture -- this was the closest I could find to her standing up straight, and still the bodice appears to be tilting. Oh, Petra. I blame Sean Penn, since apparently they're hooking up again. It just feels right to blame it on him and his skeezy mustache.

## Irina Shayk

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn3906026.jpg)

I guess Irina blew [all her demi-nudity earlier in the year](https://gofugyourself.com/fugsica-white-3-03-2012?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Sigh. Plan ahead, girl. It's Cannes. You've got to have SOMETHING hanging out, or threatening to.

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