Mischa Barton in Ralph & Russo
Another home run for her. BARTON IS BACK, Y'ALL. And just in time for The OC to start streaming.
Heidi Klum in Versace
Well. This is the yin to That Infamous Emmy Versace's yang. And extra credit for the necklace.
Sonam Kapoor
Beautiful.
Lily Donaldson
This is both glorious, and looks as though an elf sneezed at it.
Vanessa Paradis
In addition to being a model and singer and sometime actress, Vanessa performs special spells that are helping her make picture frames to sell on Etsy.
Jessica Hart
That is really gorgeous.
Petra Nemcova
I enjoy that her hair fills in the blank where a second strap would have gone, but I just desperately want to sweep it off her face.
Juliette Binoche
Even she seems to be like, "Yeah, it's not my best, but what can you do? Pass the caviar."
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton might also be back. Sort of. This is at least interesting.
Karolina Kurkova
It needs a hoiking, right? I also wish it was a floor-length big-ol' ball gown. Think of how splendid that skirt would have been with more OF it.
Bella Heathcote
I like this VERY much, too but it ALSO might be sitting a little low.
Melissa George
Whereas THIS looks like a gown she hoiked without help, and had to roll the straps over and over and over until it all held in place.
Jourdan Dunn
I don't hate this, actually. I have also Rorschach'd myself into seeing a black swan on her hip.
Faye Dunaway
I remember seeing Faye Dunaway in an Agatha Christie movie when I was a kid, and so of course I've decided she's wearing the gloves so she can commit MISCHIEF without Princess Anne detecting any footprints.
Ashley Hart
Child, you have GOT to be more careful around windows.
Irina Shayk
I feel like recent Fug Madness fixture Irina deserves credit for this.
Ellie Bamber
Floaties are so elaborate these days.
Milla Jovovich
That's quite cool. It's also making me miss Sharon Stone, somehow. WHEREFORE ART THOU, SHAZ? You are supposed to be the lord of this dance. COME BACK.