Karlie Kloss in Louis Vuitton
She looks pretty gorgeous, I have to say. The dress looks a LITTLE bit like somewhere there exists a matching overnight bag, and I don't ever love the double slits, but she's selling it with the lipstick and earrings. And her basic being.
Nikki Reed (in Azzaro), Ian Somerhalder
She looks weirdly terrified. It's okay, Nikki. The coral lightning bolt on your front is weird, it's true...
Nikki Reed (in Azzaro), Ian Somerhalder
... but at least it matches your shoes. I wish Damon Salvatore had shaved - -his scruff is too in-between for a formal event, for my liking -- but they make a handsome pair. I hope they're happy, but it feels very fast. She married the American Idol guy very quickly, and married Ian not THAT long after she and Paul divorced. I wonder if Nikki Reed will turn out to be a marrier. That could be season three of "Serial." (We need time for it to develop.)
Nikki Reed (in Azzaro), Ian Somerhalder
Love that wind.
Sara Sampaio
Eh. Nothing particularly transportive, but at least it's not all pizza and crackers.
Anja Rubik in Versace
This feels like a Lewis Carroll hallucination.
Barbara Palvin
I thought this was pants for one Triscuit of a second, although honestly, it's not like being a skirt SAVES this in any way.
Chanel Iman in Donna Karan
Honestly, the star here are the earrings. They are amazing.
Doutzen Kroes in Mugler
Middle of the pack. Not terrible, not amazing.
Kendall Jenner in Alaia
This looks like the time a person tried to make gluten-free crackers and thought it would be super easy but they came out all janky and sad.
Joan Smalls in Alaia
This is the companion piece to Kendall's, and I honestly might dislike it more. Because of how it looks like repurposed bikini bottoms.
Izabel Goulart in Zuhair Murad
When the white-hot flames lick their way up to her head, I hope she protects that hair.
Petra Nemcova in Zuhair Murad
Well, it's sexy, but it also looks like it popped a button.
Petra Nemcova
From the back it's such a glamorous TP'ing.
Lady Victoria Hervey
What... am I looking at, exactly? You know what I mean. And where I mean.
Lady Victoria Hervey
This was actually at a different premiere, but I had to show you. We had to discuss it. This dress is SO EUROVISION to me -- it embodies all the hideous marvels that contest usually brings -- and that is happening this weekend, so even the putridness of this has me in a good mood.