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Freida Pinto in MIchael Kors

Well, this sure looks beautiful when she works the skirt. Come on, Cannes, we need more massive ball gowns. We didn't get enough at the Met Ball.

Freida Pinto

I do, however, think this is one of those gowns meant to be viewed at a distance. It is, to quote Clueless, a Monet for me.

Eva Longoria in Gabriela Cadena

It's not sheer! DOES SHE HAVE A FEVER?

Lea Seydoux in Prada

What a wonderful color. Doesn't she look kind of like Annette Bening's younger sibling in this photo? The dress is, I think, a little mature for her, and might be happier at some kind of formal State function than a swoony movie premiere...

Lea Seydoux

... and then you get to the back, and you can see all the little compensations that appear to have been made so that the front will be smoother and more proper. All that wrinkling and pulling... maybe it was intentional, but I can't help wishing this dress had dispensed with some of its fabric.

Salma Hayek in Saint Laurent

And Salma, of course, looks great.

Valentina

"MY MOTHER GETS A PRETTY PINK DRESS AND I AM IN A SATIN ROMPER? EMANCIPATE ME."

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Saint Laurent premiere
You'd think they would all be in Saint Laurent. In fact, only one of them is. [Photos: Getty]

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