SWINTON

This outfit is so achingly SENSIBLE in all its sparkle. Somewhere, the spirit of Blanche Devereaux just climaxed.

SWINTON

Miley Cyrus, eat your heart out.

SWINTON

That top half while crisp and great on its own, is proportionally terrible with the giant, billowy white slacks. She almost looks STUMPY, which I'm not sure I've ever said about SWINTON. Bless her.

Jim Jarmusch, SWINTON, etc

We need to discuss how the panelists for Only Lovers Left Alive appear to have hair that matches. Or are at least very close cousins.

Tom Hiddleston, SWINTON

Also, I thought you needed to see Loki and SWINTON giving matching Blue Steel to the camera. I love this photo. I might want them to begin a torrid affair. I might hope that someone will read that and then write a fan-fic about it.

Cannes Fugs and SWINTONs: SWINTON

Better late than never, old friend. [Photos: Getty]