Jennifer Lawrence
The good news is that she is delightful. The bad news is that everything Dior is putting her in looks the same. Which makes sense, given that I'm sure it's all from the same collection, but SNOOZE.
Jennifer Lawrence
The expression here is so subtle, yet very telling -- this is why she won an Oscar -- and it says, in very tiny letters, "help me. There's a whimsical potholder stapled to my hip."
'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Party
Other than the kitchen accessories mysteriously attached to her, she doesn't look BAD, of course. None of this is aggressively TERRIBLE. But nor is it that thrilling, and the lack of variety is kind of a drag.
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Is that the disembodied hand of the Wicked Witch of the East?
Sam Claflin, Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth
In which the role of Josh Hutcherson will be played by Sam Claflin, who is marginally taller, but much less jovial-seeming. (Keep on keeping on, Hemsworth.)
Jennifer Lawrence at the 'Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)' Premiere
First off, it's bold to include a parenthetical in your movie title, but rumor has it that this movie is terrible, so you might as well go all out. Second, this looks like the exact same top as the Hunger Games party dress, with another skirt -- identical except for the color -- tacked onto it. Is Dior really sending J Law to Cannes with what is basically the Infinite Dress?
ACCESSORIES
At least she has jewels to comfort her in this time of sartorial sameness.
'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' Photocall
The Dior Infinite Dress also comes with a black top -- to match with your black skirt! -- and pants, for a complete Dior Infinite Wardrobe! Order now and pay only seven easy payments of $5998.98!
Look, I know that when NORMAL people pack for their vacation, we have to throw together stuff that coordinates, to save room in our luggage and to carry less stuff. When Jennifer Lawrence packs for Cannes, you think she would haven't to worry so much about it. Just pay the overage fees and send that kid some color.