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# Cannes Fugs Except For Lupita: The Calvin Klein Party
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fugs-except-for-lupita-the-calvin-klein-party/
- Published: 2014-05-16T17:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-17T00:49:01.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Lupita Nyong'o

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lupita_nyongo_calvin_klein_490896277.xml)

This isn't perfect, but I like that it's a sparkly midnight blue, and that she's wearing open-toed shoes for a change, and that she isn't wearing a fancy jungle trap.

## Naomi Watts

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/naomi_watts_calvin_klein_490896627.xml)

Most of the time her head is just so much awesomer than the rest of it. This outfit is actually close, for me, but I don't like that the dress is built to look wrinkled. And if you click 'full size' you'll see it's a thin lace overlay with a stringy non-hem, and UGH. In the words of Olivia Pope, the optics are not good.

## Rooney Mara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rooney_mara_calvin_klein_490895917.xml)

Hirsuite bandaging. Although at least she's wearing lipstick. But overall... I mean, are we in a time warp? Is she always going to be a little bit Lisbeth? I'm starting to get worried that Rooney Mara can't feel joy.

## Julianne Moore

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/julianne_moore_calvin_klein_490895911.xml)

This is really depressing. Her boobs have been turned into a shelf. Seriously, give me two bookends and some hardbacks and we'd have ourselves some home furnishings.

[Cannes Fugs Except For Lupita: The Calvin Klein PartyThat sensation you feel is the Met Ball nasty-funk being washed off you with the most luxurious of shampoos. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lupita_nyongo_calvin_klein_490896277.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fugs-except-for-lupita-the-calvin-klein-party-05-2014/)