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Lupita Nyong'o

This isn't perfect, but I like that it's a sparkly midnight blue, and that she's wearing open-toed shoes for a change, and that she isn't wearing a fancy jungle trap.

Naomi Watts

Most of the time her head is just so much awesomer than the rest of it. This outfit is actually close, for me, but I don't like that the dress is built to look wrinkled. And if you click 'full size' you'll see it's a thin lace overlay with a stringy non-hem, and UGH. In the words of Olivia Pope, the optics are not good.

Rooney Mara

Hirsuite bandaging. Although at least she's wearing lipstick. But overall... I mean, are we in a time warp? Is she always going to be a little bit Lisbeth? I'm starting to get worried that Rooney Mara can't feel joy.

Julianne Moore

This is really depressing. Her boobs have been turned into a shelf. Seriously, give me two bookends and some hardbacks and we'd have ourselves some home furnishings.

Cannes Fugs Except For Lupita: The Calvin Klein Party
That sensation you feel is the Met Ball nasty-funk being washed off you with the most luxurious of shampoos. [Photos: Getty]

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