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Blake and Kristen

Let's be honest. I just downloaded this because it made me laugh. Blake is all "HI!!!!" and K Stew is like, "not before my coffee, Blake."

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

Having said that, I really like this on Kristen. It's VERY her -- whoever has been given the challenge of taking Chanel and melding it to Kristen Stewart's personal style did so VERY well here.

Kristen Stewart

Likewise, I think this sort of 90s-inspired hair and makeup she's doing right now -- and all this jewelry -- really works on her. It's kind of an updated grunge thing that makes sense for her.

Kristen Stewart in Louboutin

Speaking of liking, THESE SHOES. I LOVE THEM.

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

But given that she took them off almost immediately, they may not be particularly comfortable.

Blake Lively in Juan Carlos Obando

As far as this goes, I have notes. I love the color, but the length of the pants makes the whole thing feel a little...sloppy? I think the aim was flowy, but didn't quite get there.

Blake Lively in Atelier Versace

HOWEVER. She looked fantastic at the opening gala later yesterday. The sheer bits of this dress are perfectly done.

Blake Lively in Atelier Versace

The whole thing is extremely well-deployed: Glamorous, and glittery, but not over the top. She looks lovely.

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

And SHE looks...well, moderately bonkers. I feel like this is Chanel as inspired by Carol Kane's character on Kimmy Schmidt. Lilian would TOTALLY wear this to sit on the stoop and complain about gentrification.

Kristen Stewart

That red lip is GOOD. Those boob patches...are not, really.

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

Weirdly, though, I kind of like the sheer back of the top. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME???

Kristen Stewart

This, though -- for a dinner, later -- feels like MAXIMUM K Stew.

Blake Lively

I'm not sure WHO wears a black coat as aggressively feathered as this one other than Joan Collins...but that's not wholly a bad thing, right?

Cannes Fugs or Fabs: Kristen Stewart and Blake Lively, So Far
These two -- otherwise, rather strange bedfellows -- are starring in the Woody Allen movie Cafe Society, which was the opening film at Cannes. I have created an entire story in my mind about how they were primed to hate one another, but Blake's cake-pop-baking enthusiasm won Kristen over, and Kristen's wry slouchiness gave Blake a little edge, and they ended up being fast friends who had a lot of fevered conversations about whether or not they regret working with Woody Allen. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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